The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[TheParraboy]

I think you look hot mate

 

[African Monkey]

Where have you got this figure from?

He's still more fit and athletic than you will ever be.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

LOL

fat arse can't keep his balance

 

[TheParraboy]

Another scorcher of a catch to Jacques this morning

I dont think in 15 years of test cricket he has dropped a catch

amazing

 

[mozza91]

He's still more fit and athletic than you will ever be.

hardly relevant

 

[mozza91]

He's still more fit and athletic than you will ever be.

Hardly relevant

 

[TheParraboy]

took superstar jacques to finally dismiss australia

 

[hineyrulz]

Jaques never fails to deliever for his Billions of fans.

 

[Ridders]

That catch he took yesterday was a ripper, is there anything the man can't do.

 

[Matt23]

Kallis dismissed by Hauritz :lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

Thats the great man's career low point

 

[Ridders]

Shameful way to go, he got himself out more than anything.

 

[mozza91]

Thats the great man's career low point

another low point will be after his last game despite how good his record is no one will regard him as one of the greats

 

[TheParraboy]

on abc radio about 10 minutes after Jacques got out, not sure who the commentator was, (it wasnt kerry)

"We have some breaking news from the dressing rooms, Jaques Kallis is out for the rest of the tour"

slight pause

"He has nearly beat himself to death by getting out to Hauritz" :lol::lol::lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

on abc radio about 10 minutes after Jacques got out, not sure who the commentator was, (it wasnt kerry)

"We have some breaking news from the dressing rooms, Jaques Kallis is out for the rest of the tour"

slight pause

"He has nearly beat himself to death by getting out to Hauritz" :lol::lol::lol:

:lol:

 

[Dutchy]

on abc radio about 10 minutes after Jacques got out, not sure who the commentator was, (it wasnt kerry)

"We have some breaking news from the dressing rooms, Jaques Kallis is out for the rest of the tour"

slight pause

"He has nearly beat himself to death by getting out to Hauritz" :lol::lol::lol:

Must be a forumer

 

[TheParraboy]

How good did Jacques have it today?

feet up all day, I bet he enjoyed the lunch buffet

 

[lockyno1]

No wonder the buffet was gone today

 

[hineyrulz]

No wonder the buffet was gone today

It wouldn't have touched the sides.........

 

[TheParraboy]

He does look a bit like Homer Simpson