The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[TheParraboy]

yeah true that hiney,

Im worried about Souths though, up against king of sting and Lowrie the destroyer

 

[hineyrulz]

yeah true that hiney,

Im worried about Souths though, up against king of sting and Lowrie the destroyer

With them in our pack Souths have no chance.

 

[African Monkey]

Good luck for you to mate, i'm glad we won't have to face up to a rampaging Heg's on friday night.

Yeah mate I'm still recovering from the loss of Hegs. Hopefully we can get over the line tonight.

 

[Twizzle]

7 runs last night

top effort

 

[TheParraboy]

trialled as opener in nothing game, yet Banglaore still won

watch Jacques step up to the plate in the semi final and then the final, must see cricket

 

[African Monkey]

Jacques Kallis brought me great joy when his face was split open pissing out blood on our last tour there

What a horrible thing to say. I'm shocked that someone like you would make such a comment. Jacques is a genius who we have all come to love except for twizzle.

 

[TheParraboy]

cant wait for tonight to see Jacques

bangalore v chennai semi final

gillys Peccan chargers already in the final

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

What a horrible thing to say. I'm shocked that someone like you would make such a comment. Jacques is a genius who we have all come to love except for twizzle.

Test Cricket is a battle arena and I expect nothing less than brutality from the Aussies

 

[African Monkey]

Well Jacques seems to play better (if that's possible) with pressure. And TT, what tags did you write ? They are untrue and horrible towards the 65 kg sex bomb.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I wrote Dud Like Watson. 100% true

 

[African Monkey]

Jacques Kallis is the most outstanding and wonderful cricketer to grace this earth. The man is a genius.

 

[TheParraboy]

Unlike Watson, Jacques has played considerably longer and never (on very rare occassions) gets injured, That in itself tells me who is the fitter and superior athlete.

That aside, When you compare facts and figures, well, Jacques is on another universe altogether

 

[TheParraboy]

imo...

 

[hineyrulz]

PB spot on as usual.

 

[TheParraboy]

thanks mate,

I can set my sails but I cant do anything about the wind

 

[African Monkey]

48 this morning and 1 over for 4 runs showing the absolute class of the man.

 

[hineyrulz]

Jaques last night was breathtaking, his play has been the highlight of the Tourney so far.

 

[TheParraboy]

Im really upset with myself for not setting the alarm clock to watch the great man

Its spoilt my queens birthday holiday tbrh....

 

[hineyrulz]

Im really upset with myself for not setting the alarm clock to watch the great man

Its spoilt my queens birthday holiday tbrh....

What a weekend mate, Parra win and i got to see the great man in full flight. Plus i cleaned up on the nags on saturday

 

[TheParraboy]

well done hiney

you should be able to get that same triffecta next week