The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[African Monkey]

Get a room, I am going to sick.

What are you suffering from ?

 

[TheParraboy]

Mr Angry

Im sad to hear that,

My suggestion is you should visit and post in this thread a lot more often, you will get heaps better

 

[hineyrulz]

Couldn't agree me guys, this is without doubt the greatest thread on LU.

 

[African Monkey]

Yes hiney that is right. LU will always be remembered by this thread.

 

[hineyrulz]

And the 2009 20/20 WC will be remembered for the one and only Jaques.......

 

[African Monkey]

He's back in action tomorrow morning @ 4:20 AM NZ time. I can't wait

 

[TheParraboy]

He's back in action tomorrow morning @ 4:20 AM NZ time. I can't wait

well here I am 3am, expecting to see Jacques demolish the indians, but he is not playing :x of course Herschelle goes into the openung role and fails badly

 

[TheParraboy]

Couldn't agree me guys, this is without doubt the greatest thread on LU.

Greatest thread possibly on the whole internet imho...
big call I know, But we are talking about Jacques

 

[African Monkey]

well here I am 3am, expecting to see Jacques demolish the indians, but he is not playing :x of course Herschelle goes into the openung role and fails badly

I know. They obviously can't cope without the guy.

 

[African Monkey]

Another wonderful innings from the great man this morning. I love you Jacques.

 

[hineyrulz]

Unfortunate that his teamates let the great man down again.

 

[African Monkey]

Unfortunate that his teamates let the great man down again.

He must be getting sick and tired of it.

 

[TheParraboy]

Kallis leaves the tournament as the highest run scorer and about the only South African that (as always) can hold his head up high

Im bitterly upset I wont see him own the final

 

[hineyrulz]

Kallis leaves the tournament as the highest run scorer and about the only South African that (as always) can hold his head up high

Im bitterly upset I wont see him own the final

Me too mate, instead we are stuck with Flukey sloggers like Afridi ;-)

 

[TheParraboy]

Afridi is Benji Marshall, Kallis is a combination of Andrew Johns and Peter Sterling

enough said really

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Afridi is the best batsman in the world and by far the best genuine all rounder.

 

[African Monkey]

I disagree TT. Afridi is good but he's not in Jacques' class. Jacques is by far the best cricketer in the world.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

I agree, he isn't in Jacques' class - Afridi is fit, performs on the biggest stage when his team needs him, exciting to watch, plays the game hard but fair and doesn't go off the field with little cat scratches on his chin.

Afridi is the modern day Keith Miller.

 

[TheParraboy]

Afridi is fit? he bowls spin at two paces and bats at 7 or 8, usually lasts 20 min max

Kallis on the other hand bats all day, bowls long spells of medium fast, and his concentration in the field is immaculate when taking slips catches

 

[African Monkey]

I agree entirely PB. TT is taking the piss out of Jacques again and tbh, I expect better from him.