The 'Mark Geyer great ideas' thread

[forward pass]

BTW Mods - any reason why I can't update my original post??

 

[sando88]

BTW Mods - any reason why I can't update my original post??

cos too many replies we cant let u change it now soz

 

[johnkolc]

About time this thread was bumped given the Roast is back on.

I'm pretty sure last week he claimed that if Paul Gallen had performed Michael Ennis' tackle on Matt Hilder he would have been given 6 weeks.

And yesterday he came out saying he wants to see Matt Prior on the bench for NSW for Origin. Now I know a lot of Origin predictions are made this early, and he did say City-Country first and fair enough too, but surely Prior would have to get past a mile of front/backrowers to get on the bench for NSW.

 

[Firey_Dragon]

About time this thread was bumped given the Roast is back on.

I'm pretty sure last week he claimed that if Paul Gallen had performed Michael Ennis' tackle on Matt Hilder he would have been given 6 weeks.

And yesterday he came out saying he wants to see Matt Prior on the bench for NSW for Origin. Now I know a lot of Origin predictions are made this early, and he did say City-Country first and fair enough too, but surely Prior would have to get past a mile of front/backrowers to get on the bench for NSW.

If Hindmarsh isn't selected for Origin this year, Prior or Beau Scott could be the perfect replacement. Prior still has a long way to go before getting picked though, but I'm so bloody excited about the potential that kid has.

 

[Cayless Hindmarsh]

Hindmarsh won't be picked, the selectors have an agenda

 

[johnkolc]

If Hindmarsh isn't selected for Origin this year, Prior or Beau Scott could be the perfect replacement. Prior still has a long way to go before getting picked though, but I'm so bloody excited about the potential that kid has.

Yeah I'm pretty sure Hindy has retired from rep footy this year so that's one less.

More my point that MG loves either calling for someone to get dumped from first-grade or demanding they get picked for Origin.

But point taken Prior played very well on Friday night.

 

[Fibroman]

MG should be thrown into Robert Finch's chair for a while, and he will fix up alot of the blunders being made by these referees. MG = the voice of reason.

 

[forward pass]

Actually yesterday MG stated that you should be able to rake for the ball in the play the ball again.:lol:

Add that to the list!

 

[johnkolc]

Actually yesterday MG stated that you should be able to rake for the ball in the play the ball again.:lol:

Right you are FP. Although he got taken to school by Gus over that one and given a history lesson.

I also enjoyed in the black and white discussion on what sort of scrums he wanted, either like in the old days or the current version, he said 'a bit of both'.

 

[Borat.]

Beau Ryan to half back...WTF?????!!!!

 

[Scottey]

"Sack Ivan Henjak and make Darren Lockyer captain/coach." - RLW April 7th 2010

It's not Ivan its the 10 new debutants they have each week that's causing the losses.

 

[johnkolc]

This is from about 3 weeks ago and isn't exactly an idea or anything, but in reference to the Jarryd Hayne/Billy Slater set-to he claimed:

'That headbutt wouldn't have knocked a pea off a float'

 

[johnkolc]

Will Hopoate should be picked for Origin from today's Roast.

 

[edabomb]

Make Geyer should be a NSW selector. They'd have a chance if he got his way and 150 players were named to take the field :lol:

 

[Tigger Madness]

17/0411 - William hopuate for blues fullback

 

[Ulysseus]

MG's a legend. Most of the sh*te he says is tongue in sheet and just to stir the pot.

Maybe, but it is like the trolls around here.
Eventually we just come to the conclusion they are geniused or something along those lines (Raiders_Premiers, Fein, RugbyHighlights etc) and essentially end up not giving two fifths of a flying f**k about what they have to say.

 

[Ulysseus]

Make Geyer should be a NSW selector. They'd have a chance if he got his way and 150 players were named to take the field :lol:

Maybe.
But the pre match bonding session of punching back a few cones and throwing down some MDMA caps might start to bring their sh*t undone.
I can imagine the in game play right now:

Rabbs: "Hayne, Hayne, he is away!, he is literally streaking away down the touchline, I mean he doesn't have the ball and he appears to be frothing at the mouth but what a truly great sight for rugby league!"
Gus: "I disagree Rabbs, I remember when you went down on me by the way"
Rabbs: "you said you wouldn't tell anyone!"
Gus: "I lied"
Fittler: "Whattttttttssssssssssss doing carrnnntttss!"
Rabbs: "Brad were you in the bonding session as well?"
Fittler: "Nah mate, I am normal right nowwwwwwwww, Penrith,,,,,,,,,,,,................. to the bone"
Gus: "Hmmmmm, bone.......... reminds me of boner, you like those don't you Rabbs?"
Rabbs: f**k up Gus
Gus: "Shut the f**k up or I will rape your mouth you dirty VD ridden street walking s**t"
Bourbon Beccy: "Did someone call me?"

 

[BM1979]

Maybe.
But the pre match bonding session of punching back a few cones and throwing down some MDMA caps might start to bring their sh*t undone.
I can imagine the in game play right now:

Rabbs: "Hayne, Hayne, he is away!, he is literally streaking away down the touchline, I mean he doesn't have the ball and he appears to be frothing at the mouth but what a truly great sight for rugby league!"
Gus: "I disagree Rabbs, I remember when you went down on me by the way"
Rabbs: "you said you wouldn't tell anyone!"
Gus: "I lied"
Fittler: "Whattttttttssssssssssss doing carrnnntttss!"
Rabbs: "Brad were you in the bonding session as well?"
Fittler: "Nah mate, I am normal right nowwwwwwwww, Penrith,,,,,,,,,,,,................. to the bone"
Gus: "Hmmmmm, bone.......... reminds me of boner, you like those don't you Rabbs?"
Rabbs: f**k up Gus
Gus: "Shut the f**k up or I will rape your mouth you dirty VD ridden street walking s**t"
Bourbon Beccy: "Did someone call me?"

Haha well played Sir , just one mistake Rabbs would never say no to Gus so it cant be rape

 

[drake]

Maybe.
But the pre match bonding session of punching back a few cones and throwing down some MDMA caps might start to bring their sh*t undone.
I can imagine the in game play right now:

Rabbs: "Hayne, Hayne, he is away!, he is literally streaking away down the touchline, I mean he doesn't have the ball and he appears to be frothing at the mouth but what a truly great sight for rugby league!"
Gus: "I disagree Rabbs, I remember when you went down on me by the way"
Rabbs: "you said you wouldn't tell anyone!"
Gus: "I lied"
Fittler: "Whattttttttssssssssssss doing carrnnntttss!"
Rabbs: "Brad were you in the bonding session as well?"
Fittler: "Nah mate, I am normal right nowwwwwwwww, Penrith,,,,,,,,,,,,................. to the bone"
Gus: "Hmmmmm, bone.......... reminds me of boner, you like those don't you Rabbs?"
Rabbs: f**k up Gus
Gus: "Shut the f**k up or I will rape your mouth you dirty VD ridden street walking s**t"
Bourbon Beccy: "Did someone call me?"

Made me crack up on the train, especially Freddy's "what's doing merkins"

 

[Meth]

I thought of this thread as soon as he said 'Hopoate for Origin'- classic MG