The one line story thread

[MKEB...]

Because, actually, The HIV and rabies got diarrhoea.

 

[Misanthrope]

Because, actually, The HIV and rabies got diarrhoea.

This was often known as BunniesMan syndrome, and was incurable.

but it was all a dream

This came as a surprise to gUt, who usually dreamed solely of little boys in fireman costumes.

 

[Twizzle]

Speaking of little boys in firemans costumes, what ever happened to Philips ?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

he was raped and mauled by a bunch of little boys in fireman costumes

 

[Misanthrope]

Who had AIDS, Rabies, and Diarrhea

 

[Rhino_NQ]

as well as a screw driver in his pancrease

 

[God-King Dean]

which is ironic, since he once changed his user name to Driver

 

[Misanthrope]

This was mostly to throw police off his scent, his counterfeit jeans operation had been drawing too much suspicion.

 

[DB]

The counterfeit jeans operation was quite a successful one in Uganda.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Where he had a pet warthog

 

[gUt]

named Dennis. Dennis had a strange dark secret: he constantly dreamed of fireman costumes in little boys.

 

[DB]

It was quite a task to put Fireman costumes in little boys, but he somehow performed the act.

 

[Misanthrope]

As he did, he thought back to his time as a professional mortician, and at the number of dead children he'd had to dress after the unfortunate day when The Wiggles went mad.

 

[gUt]

His boss said to him one day "Dennis, you may be a warthog but you're the best damned child-dressing mortician we've ever had, and you're only just beginning. We've had some better child-dressers working here and yes, you're not the best overall warthog either but god damn if you haven't started with a child-corpse-dressing bang and I think you'll go far. Or you would have if I wasn't on safari."

With that Dennis's boss shot him and mounted his stuffed head over his fireplace.

 

[Misanthrope]

Dennis boss, you see, had recently joined a nihilistic cult who questioned the very existence of a moral code. His initiation, which had involved being sodomized with various root vegetables by a buff rock climbing chick, had been days earlier - and his murder of Dennis was to be his first act as a cultist.

Now, sitting at home with a nice glass of German Riesling in hand and the severed had of his employee watching on, he finally felt at peace.

At peace for the first time since that dark day in September 1978 when...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

an outbreak of face AIDS had rocked the establishment

 

[gUt]

of a new colony on the moon. Disaster was averted when

 

[DB]

he reminiscent about how gUt and Misanthrope don't know how a one line story works.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Then one of dani's bewbs walked in

 

[DB]

"Hodor", it said.