The one line story thread

[Misanthrope]

Thrusting it into an immediate feud with the phrase's #1 user, Rhino NQ. He...

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

concluded the story by saying "The end".

 

[Misanthrope]

Satisfied with the conclusion of the tale, they turned to find that canberra_raiders2k2 had accidentally asphyxiated while jerking off with a belt around his neck.

 

[DB]

'New Sensastion' played in the background, a rather ironic song to be playing at the time.

 

[MKEB...]

Also rather ironically he was drinking in excess

 

[madunit]

out of an iron

 

[Misanthrope]

The iron burned his lips, but he liked the metallic taste it gave the cheap hooch

 

[canberra_raiders2k2]

Hahah.

Well played sir.

Ill walk out now.

 

[madunit]

The iron burned his lips, but he liked the metallic taste it gave the cheap hooch

and while she took offence to being called a hooch, she certainly was cheap

 

[Misanthrope]

The girls from out Penrith way often were. With nothing but a smile and a packet of sultanas, you could have 'em.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

but i was feeling down and all out of sultanas

 

[Misanthrope]

With that in mind, I decided to engage in my favourite sport: lobbing (sea)shells at the Jewish guy who lives across the road.

 

[madunit]

I'm not an anti-semite, but the shells are, which was a magnificent contrast

 

[Misanthrope]

Plus, I overhead his wife (she has a lisp, which is kind of cute) say he was a "shellfish lover" one night and figured he'd appreciate the gesture.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

he is also a merkin

 

[madunit]

In the nicest possible way

 

[Rhino_NQ]

but still a merkin

 

[Misanthrope]

Much like Rhino NQ, who wears women's underwear

 

[Rhino_NQ]

which wouldn't be a problem if he wasn't a fulltime surf lifesaver

 

[Misanthrope]

As he was, though, it was cause for consternation with his employer. "Rhino," they'd say, "You're one hell of a lifesaver, but could you at least not wear white panties?"