The one line story thread

[Rhino_NQ]

he tookt he advice on board and showed up the next day wearing black panties instead

 

[madunit]

of his usual bunniesman police outfit that he wore to cocktease the local homosexual

 

[Misanthrope]

Who, incidentally, went by 'BunniesMan' on a certain rugby league forum he frequented.

 

[madunit]

The outfit made him feel powerful & domineering, everything he wished he could be, but alas, was not.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

unlike the great muzby

 

[madunit]

Who regularly sodomized people's bottoms

 

[Rhino_NQ]

with a hamster

 

[kia ora storm]

and a ferret

 

[Rhino_NQ]

and a fence paling

 

[Eelementary]

And, later that day, when his mother walked into the room and whispered in his ear, "You know, we're alone right now..."

 

[Apey]

"... and this is my swamp"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

and then proceeded to put on some rubber gloves

 

[Misanthrope]

After all, regular prostate checks are the only sure fire way to be sure you don't have any nasty surprises in your future.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

or in your butt

 

[madunit]

It was during his latest prostate check that nothing was found, not even a prostate

 

[Rhino_NQ]

the doctor figured that the hamster ate it for it left

 

[Eelementary]

But Hampton the hampster was despondent, because despite having feasted on a prostrate, he was so desperately unhappy with his life that he often considered being in the same room as BF when he would regale the good folks of his stories about evolution - so he could stab his penis with a live barracuda just to feel something.

 

[Misanthrope]

He'd felt this way ever since his girlfriend, Cliffhanger, had left him. Life had become a directionless, joyless clusterf**k of disappointment and premature ejaculation.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

And after a slight breeze struck and he soiled himself he decided to find another victim with a great rack and man hands

 

[Misanthrope]

This proved surprisingly easy but then again, he was in western Sydney.