Hi guys, I'd just like to formally appologise for my lack of recent trolling. I'm a bit out of form at the moment. Having hated the purple filth since 1999 I knew somewhere along the line my intensity may slacken. Form is temporary but class is perminent (f**ked if I can spell that last word, I've tried a few different options but they all look wrong - like a fat chick in a Storm jersey slobbering over a melting icecream).
Somewhere down the track Gallop has us playing in Melbourne, to help swell your attendance numbers, so with that in mind I plan to peak my trolling in the week or so leading up to this highly anticipated game. From all accounts, your side will be fielding a salary cap legal team, a pub team, but never the less a salary cap legal team.
ps; Any early word on how many weeks Fur Ball will get for his late, late, late knee's after the NSW try?? Does he want Slaters highly regarded title of 'The games Biggest Grub/Cat'??
See you in Melbourne.
Big Norm