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[Dragon]

Just keepin it at a level you can understand

 

[parra pete]

Even better reply. That's what it all about. If you can't have a LAUGH its a pretty sorry old world.

 

[Willow]

Can someone please shut this idiot up!

Its allright. He's contained here... padded cells and all.

 

[parra pete]

Its allright. He's contained here... padded cells and all.

Onya CHIEF...

 

[Dave Q]

I spend a day away on work duties and look what happens..

 

[parra pete]

St George Illawarra Dragons (5 Viewing) Affiliated with: Jubilee Avenue forum and website.

With the quality of supporters in here it surprises me that there are 5..and one of them is me, Hollow is another, who are the other three losers???

 

[The Preacher]

Hi Petey,
Sorry I had to leave early yesterday, but I had another important person to talk to. Not that you'd understand, seeing as you can just have a conversation with any one of the fourteen or fifteen other personalities inside that cranium of yours.
I'm now ready to listen to your problems whenever you're ready luvvy, and that goes for all of the Petey's inside there. :crazy:

 

[parra pete]

The doctor is in..Oh Good!
It will be good to talk to someone with sense, because there isn't anyone else with that commodity on the Dragons forum.

 

[The Preacher]

Gee, it's lonely in here today !!! :sarcasm:

 

[Dave Q]

Gee, it's lonely in here today !!! :sarcasm:

I've been lodging my application at the Supreme Court for negligence against the Saints LU Forum.

I have 345 counts. Heres one for you:

..did willfully and knowlingly permit acts of bastardly and gross unkindness against the cyber-person of Dave Q

(later)

The Applicant Dave Q seeks:

(a) the sum of $750,000 for pain, suffering and embarassment.

(b) the de-registration of JA and all JA participants from all LU boards.

(c) the deletion of the thread entitled "JA here"

(d) a written apology from forum users known as "Preacher" and "Father Ted"

(e) ten weeks of free car care by Senior LU forum cadre including that poster known as "Willow"

(f) Ongoing counselling and medical attention.

(g) Interest in accordance with the Uniform Civil Claims Act as prescribed from 16 may 2007 and on going.

My lawyer reckons I will be driving a 1975 lambourghini countach in no time.

 

[The Preacher]

I've been lodging my application at the Supreme Court for negligence against the Saints LU Forum.

I have 345 counts. Heres one for you:

..did willfully and knowlingly permit acts of bastardly and gross unkindness against the cyber-person of Dave Q

(later)

The Applicant Dave Q seeks:

(a) the sum of $750,000 for pain, suffering and embarassment.

(b) the de-registration of JA and all JA participants from all LU boards.

(c) the deletion of the thread entitled "JA here"

(d) a written apology from forum users known as "Preacher" and "Father Ted"

(e) ten weeks of free car care by Senior LU forum cadre including that poster known as "Willow"

(f) Ongoing counselling and medical attention.

(g) Interest in accordance with the Uniform Civil Claims Act as prescribed from 16 may 2007 and on going.

My lawyer reckons I will be driving a 1975 lambourghini countach in no time.

S***y is something you will get from these "Men of the Cloth" !!!

Don't forget you have a favour to perform for Ben tonight !

Ben who?? you may ask !! Ben Dover is the man in question

 

[Willow]

Ben Dover is the man in question

Isn't he a porn star?

 

[Dave Q]

S***y is something you will get from these "Men of the Cloth" !!!

Don't forget you have a favour to perform for Ben tonight !

Ben who?? you may ask !! Ben Dover is the man in question

Nah, Ben rang me earlier, told me he was too sore to come over on account of last nights action with you.

 

[Father Ted]

Tantrum..??? Telling it like it is more than likely...and you can't cop it. Give it, but can't cop it. Typical Bully boy tactics. Onya Screacher.
But please, keep away from the exhaust and don't play with sharp objects....

Flannelette Shirt and Ugg boots to room 3 nurse .

 

[Father Ted]

Yes...Petey has officially lost the plot.

Tell me Petey, is it true that one of your 'connections' has told you to shut your trap?

Petite Pete's only connection is his hand on his @$%^^

 

[Father Ted]

I've been lodging my application at the Supreme Court for negligence against the Saints LU Forum.

I have 345 counts. Heres one for you:

..did willfully and knowlingly permit acts of bastardly and gross unkindness against the cyber-person of Dave Q

(later)

The Applicant Dave Q seeks:

(a) the sum of $750,000 for pain, suffering and embarassment.

I want to get my monies worth first .

(b) the de-registration of JA and all JA participants from all LU boards.

(c) the deletion of the thread entitled "JA here"

(d) a written apology from forum users known as "Preacher" and "Father Ted"

I'm sorry you don't buy your own soap or pick it up

(e) ten weeks of free car care by Senior LU forum cadre including that poster known as "Willow"

(f) Ongoing counselling and medical attention.

(g) Interest in accordance with the Uniform Civil Claims Act as prescribed from 16 may 2007 and on going.

My lawyer reckons I will be driving a 1975 lambourghini countach in no time.

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[Dave Q]

I was out near the western end of the swamp yesterday, geez it was bucketing down.

Then it rained.

 

[The Preacher]

For those of you that are, I know, closely following the fortunes of Revesby Heights U/9's I can tell you that they where successful on the weekend;

Revesby Heights 22-12 victors over Moorebank Rams.

Go you Mighty Heighties. P.6 W.4 D.1 L.1

 

[The Preacher]

Another successful weekend for the Heighties U/9's.

Revesby Heights 32-4 victors over St. Christophers

Go you Mighty Heighties P.7 W.5 D.1 L.1

 

[The Preacher]

*whispers*
Petey, Petey, are you there mate ??? Come and hide in here, they'll never find you here. :sarcasm: