This or that?

[Bazzi]

Beheaded, with a sharp blade.

Having a mouth where your ass is or having a penis as a nose?

 

[Bazzi]

Drawn and quartered btw

 

[afinalsin666]

Penis nose. I'd train myself to get aroused by lying, and do one man Pinocchio plays.

Jackass or Dirty Sanchez?

 

[Dutchy]

Jackass

Constipation or diarrhea

 

[DB]

Constipation.... you can somewhat live with that.

Easting a giant piece of cow poo, or having a tiny bird shit in your mouth every morning

 

[Bazzi]

Giant piece of cow poo, get it over and done with it.

Lose all feeling in your penis, or bite the kerb and have your head stepped on?

 

[Misanthrope]

Lose all feeling in my penis. At least I'm still (somewhat) alive.

Sex with sportive cupid or sex with Gina Rinehart?

 

[DB]

Gina.... probs throw some cash afterwards.

Having only one ear, or one nostril?

 

[MKEB...]

one nostril...must elaborate. work quiz night, all get loaded and piss off to kfc. bog cubicles all full the next morning...you can hear everybody has the same feeling/experience as you....you don't feel so bad...you don't really want to be able to smell

buck passing manager or inept manager

 

[Misanthrope]

Inept. At least he means well.

Loud breathing co-worker or smelly co-worker?

 

[Pugzley]

Loud breathing

Andrew Bolt or Piers Akerman?

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Bolt.

GSP or Hendricks?

 

[Pugzley]

GSP

Bar Fight or Club Brawl?

 

[Bazzi]

Club brawl

1 on 1 fight or all in brawl?

 

[Pugzley]

All In Brawl.

Beer bottle or schooner glass for glassing.

Not that I've done that :sarcasm:

 

[Bazzi]

Beer bottle, so much cooler.

Dropping the soap once in prison or being bashed daily in prison?

 

[Pugzley]

Bashed daily. Unless I don't get to fight back.

Bludgeoning or garroting?

 

[Bazzi]

Garroting, probably quicker

Being electrocuted or being waterboarded?

 

[Misanthrope]

Being electrocuted.

Helen Mirren or the fat chick from Girls?

 

[Bazzi]

Helen Mirren, still pretty good looking for her age. GILF.

Judge Judy or Judy Dench?