Die Hard.
Home Alone or Elf?
Home alone, easily. Shits my jam.
Losing a finger or having a roach burrow into your ear? (Both suck)
No feet, f**k having no hands. Robotic limbs are just around the corner, you'd look badass.
Richie Rich. This is going at pace now.
No taste or no depth perception?
(Also, I'd take nine fingers over another Roach any day. Shit still gives me nightmares)