mongolia... they've given the world so much... gengis khan, mongolian lamb, mongoloids, mongols MC, the need for china to build the great wall (which unfortunately gave it's name to a range of shitty automobiles, but we'll blame china for that)
opening a beer bottle with your teeth but breaking one off that goes flying across the room and lands in the bellybutton of a hairy, shirtless man who you have to approach and ask for your tooth back
or
accidentally slicing the end of your finger off when chopping vegetables for your dinner, but your dog picks it up and runs off with it and you have to chase him to get it back