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muzby

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I vote the first for you so you wouldn't be able to type this crap


actually you don't need to bring your hands together to type, so it's all good if that happened.. you'd be better off voting for the latter and ensuring the computer completed the circuit..

now sir, two options please..
 

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Charged South - can still play footy :D

What would you rather have, a Helicopter tour of Sydney, or a military exercise in our black hawk fleet?
 

muzby

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black hawk excercise.. would love to experience what those things can do..


taking your seatbelt off during a flight, but suffering severe turbulence where you end up bumping your head on the roof above you

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not holding onto the handrail on the bus and going tumbling up the front when the driver has to slam on his brakes?
 

muzby

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mongolia... they've given the world so much... gengis khan, mongolian lamb, mongoloids, mongols MC, the need for china to build the great wall (which unfortunately gave it's name to a range of shitty automobiles, but we'll blame china for that)


opening a beer bottle with your teeth but breaking one off that goes flying across the room and lands in the bellybutton of a hairy, shirtless man who you have to approach and ask for your tooth back

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accidentally slicing the end of your finger off when chopping vegetables for your dinner, but your dog picks it up and runs off with it and you have to chase him to get it back
 

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I'll choose the tooth option as I can always get a false tooth put in instead!

Solid full-brick home with a tin roof, or weatherboard home with a tiled roof!
 

muzby

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i'm taking weatherboard, but on the assumption it is a nice weatherboard place in a premium suburb and the brick place is out in the mortgage belt..




coating your cat in vegemite or your dog in jam?
 

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i'm taking weatherboard, but on the assumption it is a nice weatherboard place in a premium suburb and the brick place is out in the mortgage belt..




coating your cat in vegemite or your dog in jam?
Dog in jam, it'd be easier to wash away!

What would you rather have with your meat pie at the footy... hot chips or coke?
 

muzby

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clopen.



having the person next to you on the train reading 'the australian' and keep plastering half the paper over you during the trip

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having the person next to you on the train have a bad BO problem?
 

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clopen.



having the person next to you on the train reading 'the australian' and keep plastering half the paper over you during the trip

or

having the person next to you on the train have a bad BO problem?
Newspaper... at least his arms will get tired in a few mins!

Having a fat man sit next to you on the train, not leaving you much room, however he's wearing a pleasant smelling cologne and doesn't smell bad at all, or having a beautiful blonde babe sit next you, looking absolutely stunning in every way, with her only fault being her bad b/o?
 

muzby

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the fragrant fattie.. he'll hopefully be eating a bag full of doughnuts, and he'll offer me one...


pete evans or manu fieldel?
 

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