This or that?

[Pugzley]

Steven king as long as I'm the hero and get to live.

LoL@deadV or LoL@Dragoooorns

 

[muzby]

i enjoy seeing the souffs fans try and pass off "lol@deadv" over lol@souffs, the same way they try to pass off the charity shield being our grand final instead of theirs, so i'll take lol@deadv as it provides me with a chuckle..


being able to talk with any feline in the world, or having psychic ability to read the mind of any police officer anywhere?

 

[urban eel]

pussy whisper

ice water or tap temperature water in ice

 

[Pugzley]

Ice cold water. Very refreshing.

Sparkling or flat water?

 

[veggiepatch1959]

Flat water - it's free most of the time.

Flood or drought.

 

[Bulldog Force]

Drought - the damage is less and it doesn't result in loss of live as much.

Pet Panther or Pet Tiger?

 

[Pugzley]

Pet Panther

Craig Gower or Josh Dugan

 

[Bulldog Force]

Both grubs, but I'll go with the doogz!

SNES or Sega Mega Drive?

 

[muzby]

mega drive. go sonic!



tripping over an uneven part of the footpath, falling over and dislocating your shoulder, suing the council for $500,000, taking the winnings and heading to the casino, putting it all on black and doubling your money, taking your newly won $1m and splurging on a ferrari and yacht, meeting lots of hot young women and cruising around sydney harbour before crashing the yacht into a manly ferry, and having to sell your ferrari to pay for the damage, leaving you with nothing.

or

finding a cockroach in your big mac, suing mcdonalds for $300,000; taking your $300,000 and investing it in the stock market, turning your $300,000 into $500,000, cashing out your $500,000 into $100 notes, go skipping off down the street with lots of hot young ladies in tow, but trip over a bit of broken pavement and losing all of your money down the drain?

 

[man2iel_]

mega drive. go sonic!



tripping over an uneven part of the footpath, falling over and dislocating your shoulder, suing the council for $500,000, taking the winnings and heading to the casino, putting it all on black and doubling your money, taking your newly won $1m and splurging on a ferrari and yacht, meeting lots of hot young women and cruising around sydney harbour before crashing the yacht into a manly ferry, and having to sell your ferrari to pay for the damage, leaving you with nothing.

or

finding a cockroach in your big mac, suing mcdonalds for $300,000; taking your $300,000 and investing it in the stock market, turning your $300,000 into $500,000, cashing out your $500,000 into $100 notes, go skipping off down the street with lots of hot young ladies in tow, but trip over a bit of broken pavement and losing all of your money down the drain?

First option.

Rugby League Week or Big League Magazine?

 

[muzby]

big league. something about buying the magazine at the ground that makes it special.



torching your car to claim the insurance money, or deliberately crashing it into a light-pole to claim the insurance money?

 

[Pugzley]

Torching. You're out of the vehicle at least.

Having your arm broken or your kneecap broken defaulting on a debt from a loan shark.

 

[Bulldog Force]

mega drive. go sonic!



tripping over an uneven part of the footpath, falling over and dislocating your shoulder, suing the council for $500,000, taking the winnings and heading to the casino, putting it all on black and doubling your money, taking your newly won $1m and splurging on a ferrari and yacht, meeting lots of hot young women and cruising around sydney harbour before crashing the yacht into a manly ferry, and having to sell your ferrari to pay for the damage, leaving you with nothing.

or

finding a cockroach in your big mac, suing mcdonalds for $300,000; taking your $300,000 and investing it in the stock market, turning your $300,000 into $500,000, cashing out your $500,000 into $100 notes, go skipping off down the street with lots of hot young ladies in tow, but trip over a bit of broken pavement and losing all of your money down the drain?

The second option - I can sue that council for tripping over the broken pavement

Torching. You're out of the vehicle at least.

Having your arm broken or your kneecap broken defaulting on a debt from a loan shark.

Broken arm - knee caps are the worst.

Knuckles or Sonic?

 

[muzby]

knuckles. nothing like an 1800's schoolyard game to get the competitive juices flowing.



meeting the girl of your dreams, heading out for a wonderful first date at an expensive restaurant, a lovely walk by the water but then ruining everything by sharting when you lean in to kiss her..

or

going for the perfect job, getting through to the final stage and be just about to sign the contract in the office of the ceo when your phone rings, and the ceo rips up the contract when he hears your ringtone is a nazi theme tune that your mate put on there as a joke?

 

[eozsmiles]

knuckles. nothing like an 1800's schoolyard game to get the competitive juices flowing.



meeting the girl of your dreams, heading out for a wonderful first date at an expensive restaurant, a lovely walk by the water but then ruining everything by sharting when you lean in to kiss her..

or

going for the perfect job, getting through to the final stage and be just about to sign the contract in the office of the ceo when your phone rings, and the ceo rips up the contract when he hears your ringtone is a nazi theme tune that your mate put on there as a joke?

B

Steve Irwin or the Leyland Brothers?

 

[muzby]

leyland brothers. "the rock" outside of karuah > australia zoo.



trying to plan your escape after being captured by a deranged killer who is looking to make a complete 3 seater sofa + chaise out of human skin (and possibly an ottoman if you're fat, or you were travelling with a dwarf at the time)

or

trying to plan your escape from the bed of a homely unattractive member of the opposite sex who you picked up last night after getting stupidly drunk on tequila and then taking LSD?

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Option B

Orange tic tacs or mint tic tacs?

 

[eozsmiles]

leyland brothers. "the rock" outside of karuah > australia zoo.



trying to plan your escape after being captured by a deranged killer who is looking to make a complete 3 seater sofa + chaise out of human skin (and possibly an ottoman if you're fat, or you were travelling with a dwarf at the time)

or

trying to plan your escape from the bed of a homely unattractive member of the opposite sex who you picked up last night after getting stupidly drunk on tequila and then taking LSD?

A - sounds like a challenge

 

[muzby]

i'll say mint tic tacs. i'll never forgive tic tacs for fooling 8 year old muzby into thinking the orange ones were actually orange. but no, they were f**king white, and i was fooled by the stupid orange plastic. you think you're funny, mr tic tac? you think it's nice, confusing and then disappointing an innocent young child? well f**k you mr tic tac for your tactics. f**k you.



taking off your socks at the end of the day and finding your feet are covered in hundreds & thousands that just wont come off and are now there permanently..

or

taking off your hat at the end of the day and finding that your hair has been replaced by bright pink wool, which is now there permanently?

 

[eozsmiles]

Option B

Orange tic tacs or mint tic tacs?

Mint serves a handy purpose.


headache or nausea?