toenail. i've done both. the toe hurt less. mind you, the finger went after a powerdrill slipped and went through it, which was quite possibly the most pain i've ever felt. beats broken bones, ankle ligaments snapping & root canal therapy.
being sucked into your computer by a strange vortex, leaving you trapped in the internet, only able to appear in pop-up ads
or
being absorbed into your radio and being the voice over person for a station that only plays 24 hour classical music, where your job is to just say the name of the song, and then the time on the hour?