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eozsmiles

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i'll say mint tic tacs. i'll never forgive tic tacs for fooling 8 year old muzby into thinking the orange ones were actually orange. but no, they were f**king white, and i was fooled by the stupid orange plastic. you think you're funny, mr tic tac? you think it's nice, confusing and then disappointing an innocent young child? well f**k you mr tic tac for your tactics. f**k you.



taking off your socks at the end of the day and finding your feet are covered in hundreds & thousands that just wont come off and are now there permanently..

or

taking off your hat at the end of the day and finding that your hair has been replaced by bright pink wool, which is now there permanently?

Definitely B - dye, scissors

accidentally ripping off your toenail

or

your fingernail
 

muzby

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toenail. i've done both. the toe hurt less. mind you, the finger went after a powerdrill slipped and went through it, which was quite possibly the most pain i've ever felt. beats broken bones, ankle ligaments snapping & root canal therapy.



being sucked into your computer by a strange vortex, leaving you trapped in the internet, only able to appear in pop-up ads


or


being absorbed into your radio and being the voice over person for a station that only plays 24 hour classical music, where your job is to just say the name of the song, and then the time on the hour?
 

Bulldog Force

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Internet vortex thing.

Ok Muzby, I'll have a go at it your way.

Being in the centre of the a forest on fire with no possible way out unless suffering burns to 90% of your body required on-going visits to the hospital once you're burnt carcass has been found,

or...

Having a drawbridge close on your head (Simpsons styles, without crushing your skull), and having cars drive over it for 30 mins?
 

muzby

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drawbridge, but only if i turn into a simpsons character.



apples or oranges?
 

Bulldog Force

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I hate both of them. Probably Clare as she isn't a constantly attention whore anymore as her 15 mins is up!

Sydney City or Country NSW?
 

Pugzley

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Country NSW like Albury. A nice town with one cinema, a comicbook store, cafes. Everything a city has but with the country charm.

Seaside town or lakeside town?
 

Pugzley

Guest
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Ipad

Shipwrecked on a deserted island in the Pacific or lost in the Amazon rainforest after a plane crash.
 

Misanthrope

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Deserted island in the Pacific. f**k jungles.

Die in a fire but save your family, or die in a plane crash with your entire family?
 

muzby

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saturday night. still a whole day of rest ahead of me..


who deserves more to be coated in honey and thrown on an ants nest - actors who try their hand at singing or singers who try their hand at acting?
 

muzby

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hong kong, purely in memory of our indoor volleyball team, "the hong kong soccer club"



having one hand magnetically charged south and the other magnetically charged north, so that you could never bring your hands together..

or..

having one hand positively charged and the other negatively charged, and any time you did bring your hands together you'd complete an electric circuit that would give you a 50v electric shock?
 

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