This or that?

[Misanthrope]

Blackjack.

Would you rather be ridiculously good at something (best in the world), but socially geniused or amazing looking and socially gifted, but f**king stupid?

 

[muzby]

Blackjack.

Would you rather be ridiculously good at something (best in the world), but socially geniused or amazing looking and socially gifted, but f**king stupid?

Both. Pleased to meet you, I'm sonny bill williams.




BMW or Mercedes?

 

[Jason Maher]

The former.

A weekend alone with a smoking hot model or $1 million?

 

[Jason Maher]

f**k you muzby. Definitely take the Merc.

 

[Misanthrope]

The $1,000,000. I could buy some smoking hot Chinas for that price.

Amazing looks and small penis, or awful looks and massive woman-pleaser?

 

[muzby]

f**k you muzby.

Is there any way I can get LU to pay me $1 for every time someone says that?

 

[joshie]

Awful looks and massive women pleaser.

Left bewb or right bewb

 

[Misanthrope]

Awful looks and massive women pleaser.

Left bewb or right bewb

Right boob.

Right nut or left nut, which is bigger?

 

[joshie]

Left nut.

Crash bandicoot or spyro

 

[Misanthrope]

Crash Bandicoot.

Banjo Kazooie or Sonic?

 

[Eelementary]

Sonic The Hedgehog.


Watching David Caruso act, or orally pleasing all group members from One Direction?

 

[joshie]

David.

Porkys or American pie

 

[Misanthrope]

American Pie.

Revenge of the Nerds or Toy Soldiers?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

toy soldiers

despicable me or monsters inc?

 

[joshie]

Monsters Inc.

South pole or North pole

 

[Misanthrope]

North Pole.

Elephant or hippo?

 

[joshie]

Elephant.

Losing a fight to Santino Marella of WWE or the ranga kid off of Diary of a Wimpy kid?

 

[muzby]

Santino. Cause we all know at least it would be a fake loss.



Life in long bay jail or take the death penalty instead?

 

[Bazzi]

Life in Long Bay, still beats dying.

Death by hanging or electrocution?

 

[muzby]

Hanging. I don't want to smell my own bacon.


Death by brazen bull or Catherine wheel?