time travelling role-play

[the_flight_of_the_magpie]

Go back to roman times and help conquer the world and become the king of the world

 

[McLovin]

October 2010, Homebush.

It seems to be Grand Final night. The crowd is a mixture of cheering, sadness, some suicides, & Harold Holt.

I see a man on a platform. Judging by his extreme masculinity, it must be a demi-god of some sort. Could it be that Heracles, son of mighty Zeus, also has a time machine ?

He's holding magnificent bronze scepter. Or is it a thunderbolt this mighty man weilds ?

Nope, it's not Heracles, fair too cute to be him, & I don't think he would have worn light blue.

Wait..... it's not a scepter, or a thunderbolt. It's the NRL Premiership trophy.

I should have known. It's none other than Paul Gallen.

I hate to say it...but Barrett will be the one holding up the trophy next season...King Gal will get the CC medal though...

 

[half]

are you guys obsessed with footy? do you think this is a rugby league forum?

 

[adamkungl]

I went on *quite* the adventure, let me tell you.

My DeLorean skids into an empty street, late at night. Old, boring apartment buildings are all around, cars can be heard in the distance.
Headlights approach from the other end of the long street - a blue Corola. This is what I am here for. Pulling my hood over my head, I step out of the car to wave down the approaching car. The driver winds down his window, confused.
The driver is in fact me, but he musn't know who I am - such knowledge could potentially tear a hole in the space-time continuum vast enough to destroy the entire universe.
"Stop," I say to my former self, in a harsh, unrecognisable voice. "Make sure you park rear to kerb. Some deadsh*t cranky bitch parking officer will fine you tomorrow morning, and you totally can't afford to pay that sh*t."
"Whatever," replies the younger, more immature me.
I return to the present, hoping against hope that I listened to myself. I check my wallet....and I have a parking ticket for twice as much as before!
*Parked 4 hours in a 1 hour parking zone*
"f**k ME!"

 

[God-King Dean]

I hate to say it...but Barrett will be the one holding up the trophy next season...King Gal will get the CC medal though...

Barrett's corpse is lying on the ground, blood pissing out of his head. The trophy Gallen is holding has blood on the bottom, so one can only assume...

Paulie ate the CC, is hopes of chocolate.

 

[Eelementary]

I rubbed one out...Went back in time 15 minutes....Rubbed one out...Went back in time 15 minutes....Rubbed one out....And then fell asleep.

Next morning I woke up, 45 minutes in the past of the next day, and I was pleasantly surprised to see my stamina had increased slightly.

 

[half]

I rubbed one out...Went back in time 15 minutes....Rubbed one out...Went back in time 15 minutes....Rubbed one out....And then fell asleep.

Next morning I woke up, 45 minutes in the past of the next day, and I was pleasantly surprised to see my stamina had increased slightly.

not cool. there is something wrong with you

 

[Eelementary]

My blow-up doll sprung a leak.

 

[Eelementary]

If it makes you feel more at ease, though, I created a time-warping wristwatch and used it to go back in time to see who shot JFK....

It was Greg Inglis.

 

[God-King Dean]

And Ryles got the death penalty.

 

[Monk]

Monk steps into his time travelling device, turns the knob to "Geniverse" and goes to a different universe.

Where was he heading i hear you ask, where else but the Kanto region, stumbling over Geodudes and meeting Ash Ketchum and his pals, Monk even got in with Misty. Managed to catch himself a Bulbasaur, Rhydon, Arcanine and Jolteon. After a fun days work, Monk sat down and drank an orange juice.

 

[God-King Dean]

My blow-up doll sprung a leak.

M I RITE Eele M I RITE

 

[Monk]

HAWT ASS CHIK.

u iz rit dean.

 

[Kiki]

Kiki gets sexier by the day it seems...

you speak the truth.

meanwhile i would go back in time and snap hot bitch cooper up before he met his current wife.

 

[half]

you speak the truth.

meanwhile i would go back in time and snap hot bitch cooper up before he met his current wife.

are you the new sullyfan?

 

[Kiki]

isn't he a dude?

 

[McLovin]

Kiki's not the type that would 'put one through him'...

 

[Eelementary]

M I RITE Eele M I RITE

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?

 

[half]

isn't he a dude?

a dude who has a weird obsession with some hot nrl players. i don't get it

 

[bartman]

And he's changed his forum name since you were here last half ;-)