time travelling role-play

[God-King Dean]

Should be called GallenFan now.

 

[half]

or pjmarshalfan

 

[Martli]

I put my toast into the toaster, set the setting to "medium-high", push down the leaver, and am suddenly thrust into a cosmic abyss of nothingness. After a few minutes of unsettling darkness, I suddenly find myself in a strange, unfamiliar land. There is a lot of dust, the sun beats down in swealtering temperatures and buildings are constructed from marble and are grand and glorius. I see a lot of Jews (Similar to PJ!) but one seems to stand out from the others. I note this and continue my travels. Upon my travels I encouter an occupying army bearing red sheilds and gold-eagle standards. Their discipline is unmatched, and they speak a tounge similar to that of modern-day Italian/French/Spanish/Portugese. Unfortunately, my odd clothing makes me a target, and the army takes me to their leader, or "Prefect" as they call him.

What will happen next? More to come in my next installment.

 

[nibbs]

i wish i could travel back in time to wales, to about 2004-05, kill gavin henson when i get there, and start dating charlotte church. perhaps helping her write songs for future musical releases?

 

[MKEB...]

I went to warp-factor 9, slinshot around the sun...and found I hadnt opened this threat...

goddam the paradoxial space-time continuum

 

[Merman]

sullyfan, dear lord

i would travel back to 2001 and stop myself from masturbating over the vengaboys

 

[half]

sullyfan, dear lord

i would travel back to 2001 and stop myself from masturbating over the vengaboys

it's alright until you take it one vengaboy too far

 

[Merman]

i used to find two of them hot. now ive had to go back an reevaluate my entire childhood

 

[Cerne Abbas Giant]

I am the Terminator - Cyderdine Systems 101. I have been sent here from the future to seek out and exterminate Merman and all things pertaining to mermanism.

Alla la vista baby.

"bang bang!!!"


Mission accomplished...

The Merman has been liquidated. The world is saved.

 

[nibbs]

i used to find two of them hot. now ive had to go back an reevaluate my entire childhood

the lyrics 'the vengabus is coming' must forever haunt you in your dreams, i'm guessing