TLT Tuesday - Round 2 v Wests Tigers at Commbank Stadium - 16/03/25

[hineyrulz]

Bald, speechless and genuinely clueless on what to say

Sounds like a former coach.

 

[Parra Pride]

Sounds like a former coach.

Come on now mate Hagan was not bald.

 

[CumberlandPower]

numbnut Ryles didn't drop biggest under performers brown or paulo

 

[Incorrect]

Do we not have elocution classes at out COE?

I think electrocution classes would be better....

 

[King-Gutho94]

Sounds like a former coach.

Well Ryles 90 seconds into the post match presser knew the exact missed tackle count for each half on Sunday off the palm of his hand.

I rarely recall Arthur ever mentioning anything to do with a stat sheet or identifying an exact issue or problem with a performance.

Other then effort was poor or we beat ourselves was the general catchphrase after a loss.

 

[the phantom menace]

You can have the faif!

Haha, excellent!

Very happy with the three changes to the 17. And I'd be surprised if #18-#22 get a look in on game day this week.

 

[the phantom menace]

NSW Cup Team List: Round 2

The Parramatta Eels have named their Round 2 team to face the Western Suburb Magpies at 2pm at Ringrose Park on Sunday afternoon.

www.parraeels.com.au

Matto in cup

Seriously! Wow... maybe it's because Ryles doesn't want to risk a first grade spot to test out Matto's "back injury". Or maybe it's something else at play entirely?

 

[Gazzamatta]

Junior should not have the C next to his name after his piss poor effort last week.

I bet he hasn't mowed his lawn yet either.

 

[the phantom menace]

So Hawkins is back in Cup - and our exemption to play Volkman in first grade must be... extended? changed somehow? no longer needed due to an upgrade?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Ryles got a response from them at half time, but he needs to pony up beforehand.

Volksman v JL, there’s a brutal match up and I’ve never heard of your wingers.

Anyway it’s Wests Tigers with sage master coach Benji sitting on an unsurpassed 22% success rate.

It’s round 2, but whoever looses is roadkill this season.

Happy to lay out your rat with a gold tooth.

I scurry off back to my dumpster with this:





May the better side lose ladies, this is God’s NRL.

 

[Avenger]

Love Matterson being dropped. He’s a massive softcock. Also Guymer has had the wind stopped being blown up his arse. If he wasn’t from Temora nobody would give a f**k.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I think electrocution classes would be better....

Very good. 10/10.

 

[Matty Bhoy]

By them or us?

I’ll give you a tip, I don’t give a fugg about them

 

[Chipmunk]

Our captain needs to make a statement. He looked like a stunned mullet in the post game presser.

I think there's more chance of him joining Matterson in Reserve Grade.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Yeah Paulo wasn't great...but that was his first game, he didn't play any trials. And the heat and lack of ball didn't really help him much....

 

[Angry_eel]

numbnut Ryles didn't drop biggest under performers brown or paulo

Well NRL is a Man's game. He can't drop the entire 13 and get 9 new players from Cup. Not only is not possible but it will also be counter productive.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

I’ve never seen it before on LU, but over on our forum there’s some references about your reserve grade side.

The verdict is that Ryles is a bull who has brought his own China shop with him.

Should sort something out in a few rounds or so.

 

[eels_fan]

Yeah Paulo wasn't great...but that was his first game, he didn't play any trials. And the heat and lack of ball didn't really help him much....

Gonna be 36 at kickoff on Sunday… so he better get used to the heat

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Gonna be 36 at kickoff on Sunday… so he better get used to the heat

Just dodgy up the electronic scoreboard temperature reading to 21.

None of the players or us fan filth will know the difference.

I’ll bring a jumper along too.

 

[Gary Gutful]

numbnut Ryles didn't drop biggest under performers brown or paulo

..and replace them with plop!