Troll Dump thread

[Hutty1986]

"I was just trolling"

The f**ktard has embarrassed himself massively..again :lol:

 

[Tommy Smith]

Give him a chance at 400, he doesn't look like getting out, unless he puts the foot down.

He was out lbw for 78. The umpire just wanted to troll the Kiwis.

And fair play to Viru, he did score runs all over the world, against quality pace or spin. He'd probably be the best opener of the last 25 years, along with Hayden. I remember watching his debut century live in RSA in about 2001. Both he and Sachin flayed them and I thought "wow, this guy is amazing". In contrast I distinctly recall Boycott saying this guy's technique is awful and won't last :lol:

But geez he was bad when out of touch and/or at the end of his career. That's what happens when you're an eye player and don't move your feet I guess.

 

[Tommy Smith]

The f**ktard has embarrassed himself massively..again :lol:

Now now no need to get abusive. If I can get over "Morris was in" then you can put Broady's 8 for in the Ashes behind you.

 

[Hutty1986]

Now now no need to get abusive. If I can get over "Morris was in" then you can put Broady's 8 for in the Ashes behind you.

At least that was only one time. Broad's won the last 3 Ashes series at home with devastating spells!

 

[Pete Cash]

Broads a good bowler when he's on. No shame in him getting you out. Warner still outscored Cooky during the ashes.

 

[Tommy Smith]

At least that was only one time. Broad's won the last 3 Ashes series at home with devastating spells!

Don't worry, he'll be back in Australia in a couple of years to deliver up some more meat pies as he does down under.

 

[hineyrulz]

So long as he's not facing Stuart aBroad then he goes alright this Hometown Harry.

Wouldn't back him to score more than a Quiney Nine on the subcontinent either.

Still, world class trolling aside he's hands down the world's best opener atm. He's a Sehwag clone... so long as the ball goes dead straight through the air and off the pitch then he's a beast.

I saw Sehwag murder Murali and Mendis while no other Indian could get the ball off the square. Like your bagging of Warner you are showing what a clueless Pommy Plodder you are. Still waiting to here you reply with my comment when i asked is Williamson a hometown Harry as well averaging 56 at home and 43 away???

You are the Adam Lyth of trolls.

 

[Pete Cash]

Broads pretty good in Australia. An average of 30 and a sr of 60. Not brilliant but OK. It's Anderson who really has stunk it up in Australia..

 

[TheParraboy]

I saw Sehwag murder Murali and Mendis while no other Indian could get the ball off the square. Like your bagging of Warner you are showing what a clueless Pommy Plodder you are. Still waiting to here you reply with my comment when i asked is Williamson a hometown Harry as well averaging 56 at home and 43 away???

You are the Adam Lyth of trolls.

:lol:

 

[Tommy Smith]

Lol WTF was that Smiffy?

Worst shot I've seen since the Ashes.

 

[hineyrulz]

Good to see Adam Lyth front up after yesterday.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Josh Hazlewood is John Hastings reincarnate.

What a meddling plodder. Couldn't even get wickets in England!

As for the pitch, RIP Test cricket at this rate. Can't even get help for the quicks at the Waca anymore. Bullshit.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Josh Hazlewood is John Hastings reincarnate.

What a meddling plodder. Couldn't even get wickets in England!

As for the pitch, RIP Test cricket at this rate. Can't even get help for the quicks at the Waca anymore. Bullshit.

Yep that dude is a slow plodder,those shitheads Cummins and Pattinson need to stop getting injured

 

[Tommy Smith]

Bring back Scott Muller and Simon Cook

Next Test:

7. John Hastings
8. Scott Muller
9. Simon Cook
10. Adam Dale
11. Peter McIntyre

Fearsome

 

[hineyrulz]

Next Test:

7. John Hastings
8. Scott Muller
9. Simon Cook
10. Adam Dale
11. Peter McIntyre

Fearsome

Needs more Matty Nicholson.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Aussie Lyth needs to understand that he doesn't have to score at an S/R of 100 all the time.

That was a very Lyth like score from him

 

[Hutty1986]

Aussie Lyth needs to understand that he doesn't have to score at an S/R of 100 all the time.

That was a very Lyth like score from him

More filthy Lyth

 

[Tommy Smith]

BAHAHHA ABAHAHAH!!!

What kind of shot is that?!

Well at least he can apply himself to reach 50 when its good test conditions. Warner can't apply himself for 2 overs.

 

[hineyrulz]

Tommy the troll returns!!!

 

[Tommy Smith]

I see the Flat Track Twins fell cheaply again.