Troll Dump thread

[Tommy Smith]

Australia v Afghanistan... wouldn't that be a real clash of the minnows.

Should Australia lose their status as a top tier nation? Replace them with Scotland, I say.

 

[Bazal]

At least we still shit on England.....

 

[umina panther]

Australia v Afghanistan... wouldn't that be a real clash of the minnows.

Should Australia lose their status as a top tier nation? Replace them with Scotland, I say.

8 runs to get and ill have a comeback here

 

[JJ]

So the problem is that I suggested the world's best captain and test player of the year is a better odi player than Warner?

Wow - ok... bit of a precious response there...

Across his career Watson is a fine ODI player, but not at the moment... remember McCullum has been all over the order, batted down the order for a long time... but man, a tight loss to us really does make you ladies tense!

 

[JJ]

Warner gave him a set of gloves..

LINK

Good on Davey - perhaps he's only 3/4 the merkin everyone thinks :lol:

Haynetrain is funny, good that people like he, dutchy and el dribbly have access to computers, a generation back they would have been hidden away

 

[JJ]

Not sure what that's supposed to prove

Our point...

Love the little scorecard, probably got a gold star for that

 

[BunniesMan]

The game is for all practical purposes over. 31 runs after 10 overs. Even the best case scenario for the next 40 for them does not get them a winnable total.

I will be the first person to announce us 2015 World Cup champions.

 

[BunniesMan]

Excellent first 10 overs. Still massive amount of class left to come in that NZ batting line-up. Any score will be hard to chase here, NZ will be a big chance of defending probably anything 200+ with our fragile top order.

That's a joke. Anything less than 320 we will get every day of the week.

 

[vvvrulz]

The game is for all practical purposes over. 31 runs after 10 overs. Even the best case scenario for the next 40 for them does not get them a winnable total.

I will be the first person to announce us 2015 World Cup champions.

stfu seriously

 

[Aragorn]

Anything less than 320 we will get every day of the week.

That's the joke.

 

[some11]

The game is for all practical purposes over. 31 runs after 10 overs. Even the best case scenario for the next 40 for them does not get them a winnable total.

I will be the first person to announce us 2015 World Cup champions.

Congrats on the win NZ.

 

[BunniesMan]

2/33. THE BIG SHOW WITH THE BIG WICKET.

stfu seriously

33 after 11. NZ should be proud of getting this far.

That's the joke.

No it isn't. We know how to play on big grounds. For our batsmen the bigger the ground the better. Even if they choked us of boundaries we'd get 2's and 3's all day long. NZ is excellent at slogging, but they don't know how to get a big total here in this house.

 

[vvvrulz]

2/33. THE BIG SHOW WITH THE BIG WICKET.


33 after 11. NZ should be proud of getting this far.


No it isn't. We know how to play on big grounds. For our batsmen the bigger the ground the better. Even if they choked us of boundaries we'd get 2's and 3's all day long. NZ is excellent at slogging, but they don't know how to get a big total here in this house.

You're threatening to turn this enjoyable thread into a total farce, as you do best.

 

[BunniesMan]

I can see these two carrying their bats. Warner and Smith will get the total in their sleep if they want.

 

[Twatface Magee]

I can see these two carrying their bats. Warner and Smith will get the total in their sleep if they want.

f**k off with the shit predictions you f**kstick.
you probably aren't even watching the game.

 

[pantherz9103]

I can see these two carrying their bats. Warner and Smith will get the total in their sleep if they want.

We'll hunt you down if the Kiwis win

 

[Tommy Smith]

Geez Australia are the ultimate flat track bullies.

Can't score more than 60 when it swings, but belt 400 in a day on a flat deck.

Warner is the new Sehwag.

 

[Pete Cash]

Weird we destroyed you guys on flat Australian wickets ?

 

[Hutty1986]

Geez Australia are the ultimate flat track bullies.

Can't score more than 60 when it swings, but belt 400 in a day on a flat deck.

Warner is the new Sehwag.

:lol: this dickhead

 

[Tommy Smith]

The Aussie batsmen may finally stop having nightmares about Stuart Broad after that run fest.