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[ANTiLAG]

Its pretty odd that the kiwis are trolling here. This is the first game we have lost at home since nov of last year and we are seriously weakened in pace bowlers. We easily won the series without mitchell starc the worlds premier odi fast bowler. Lets see how the kiwis would go without boult and southee lol

I know I was commenting on Australian fielding standards declining last year when you thrashing the West Indies in tests.

We would miss Boult and Southee in the field, possibly the best opening bowling partnership fielders ever to play test or ODI cricket. Whether on the boundary, Southee at third slip, Boult at gully or point. Boult is a freak in the field. He can put Maxwell to shame, he is that good.

But, in case you havn't noticed, Southee has not been playing for NZ of late, and Boult's replacements in Henry, Milne and McClenahan have been outperforming him. Boult has not looked good with the ball since he was injured in England last year. In that time Sri Lanka was thrashed in ODI and T20, and Pakistan soundly beaten to lose the T20 series.

 

[Pete Cash]

Yes nz is amazing thats why they won the world cup

 

[ANTiLAG]

Yes nz is amazing thats why they won the world cup

Didn't win it. But were undefeated at home.

 

[Pete Cash]

Nz in the most important game in its cricketing history

 

[ANTiLAG]

Nz in the most important game in its cricketing history

New Zealand does not wear uranium yellow.

 

[Pete Cash]

You guys were there losing the match.

Like i said its weird that you guys are getting little kicks in. A pretty meaningless game, we have won a heap of matches in a row and we are seriously weakened. We still won 4-1 against a pretty good odi batting line up containing two of the best odi batsmen ever.

Things are quite good for australian cricket.

 

[JJ]

Canary yellow

But yeah Australia good at home, what a shock :lol:

Boult hasn't been sighted since England, and Southee's out, as are McCullum *2 and Taylor

Australia are much the same as everyone, bit better at home and perhaps worse away, I'm not terribly excited by any teams at the moment, but Windies aside everyone's ok. On flat decks Aust are probably #1 on green or turning decks about #6

 

[Pete Cash]

Canary yellow

But yeah Australia good at home, what a shock :lol:

Boult hasn't been sighted since England, and Southee's out, as are McCullum *2 and Taylor

Australia are much the same as everyone, bit better at home and perhaps worse away, I'm not terribly excited by any teams at the moment, but Windies aside everyone's ok. On flat decks Aust are probably #1 on green or turning decks about #6

Australia has a better overseas record since 2012 than anyone but england and rsa. Most sides are pretty close mind.

 

[JJ]

Things are quite good for australian cricket.

In short forms yes, but in tests? Do the poundings in the UAE and England just get ignored?

 

[JJ]

Australia has a better overseas record since 2012 than anyone but england and rsa. Most sides are pretty close mind.

Like I said its close but in certain conditions your flat track heroes look like school boys

 

[Pete Cash]

Like I said its close but in certain conditions your flat track heroes look like school boys

http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/en...2012;spanval1=span;template=results;type=team

 

[ANTiLAG]

Canary yellow

Nah mate. Their latest kit is positively radioactive. It is definitely uranium yellow.

Think it is having side effects on the players. David Warner, for one.

 

[Twizzle]

Didn't win it. But were undefeated at home.

did you win anything for that ?

 

[ANTiLAG]

did you win anything for that ?

Yeah, the Chappell Hadlee.

 

[ANTiLAG]

did you win anything for that ?

I feel like this ground has been covered before.

 

[Twizzle]

yeh, you posted a reply twice

 

[Twatface Magee]

Australia making short work of the Kiwis over there is going to be satisfying.
Not overly satisfying, because we expect to win and win well, which we will do.
But enough to keep the Kiwis quiet.

 

[Pete Cash]

Interestingly over the last few years the kiwis have been slaughtered in the rsa worse than australia has been beaten in any series in living memory and lost 3 tests in ths west indies and their fans carry on like they are some touring juggernaut

 

[Twatface Magee]

Kiwis are the new Bagladesh.
Mostly shithouse with 1 or 2 good players but pull off a sneaky underdog win here and there between losing streaks.

 

[ANTiLAG]

Interestingly over the last few years the kiwis have been slaughtered in the rsa worse than australia has been beaten in any series in living memory and lost 3 tests in ths west indies and their fans carry on like they are some touring juggernaut

Oh this is brilliant.

England draw in the West Indies and people claim they're the best, NZ win 2-1 and they're crap.

NZ get bowled in 19.3 overs three years ago in Safrica, Australia forgets its 18.5 over effort to retain the Ashes, this winter.

If Australia does not thrash NZ with Southee, Boult and Taylor injured, India, England, Pakistan, Safrica will be laughing.