Ultimate Survey!

[rowdy]

1. Real Name: jessica
2. Alias: row-dy
3. Age: 19
4. Sex: f
5. Residence: sweeeet home parramatta
6. 1st fav team: parra
7. 2nd fav team: st george/ swannies/ waratahs
8. 3rd fav team: man u/ parramatta power
9. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): hmm...yeah peto
10. most hated club: hates a stong word, but i dislike the roosters
11. 2nd most hated club: again with the hate? sharkies
12. 3rd most Hated club: no hate!
13. Fav player: deano, burty, mick vella, guru, kinnors
14. should australia bcome a republic: nah...too lazy to run things ourselves
15. should we change the flag: nup
16. should we change the anthem: i dont think so
17. most over rated player: geoff toovey (a trainer who wants to be a player again!)
18. worst coach: i dunno
19. best coach: i dunno
20. best player: timmah
21. worst player: dunno
22. most professional club: eeeeeeeeeeels
23. mascot for 16th Team: the pirates...yarrrr!!

 

[queanbeyhole hindy fan]

Real Name: Shannon
Alias: QHF
Age: 18
Sex: Female
Residence: Queanbeyan, NSW
1st fav team: Parra!!!
2nd fav team: NSW!
3rd fav team: dont have 1
1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): I like Ashley Harrison, we don't really need him tho...love to see Sideshow stay tho.
most hated club: Manly
2nd & 3rd most hated club: Canterbury & Roosters can fight that 1 out
Fav player: Hindy, Cayless, Grothe Jnr, McKinnon, PJ, Jack Afa...ahhh too many to name
should australia bcome a republic: Yep!
should we change the flag: Yeah, take the union jack off
should we change the anthem: Yeah, Adv. Aus fair is pretty gay.
most over rated player: Used to think Anasta, but he's gone alright this year
worst coach: Nathan Brown
best coach: Probably Bennett
best player: Our Hindy of course!
worst player: Hmm, Chris Wanker, cant think of any other standouts of the top of my head
most professional club: Parramatta
mascot for 16th Team: Couldn't really care

 

[Eelementary]

Real Name: Michael

1. Alias: Eelementary, Mikjailovic, Money
2. Age: 20
3. Sex: Yes please
4. Residence: Cherrybrook
5. 1st fav team: Eels First Grade squad
6. 2nd fav team: Eels Premier League squad
7. 3rd fav team: Eels Flegg, Matthews and lower squads
8. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): King
9. most hated club: Canterbury/ Eastern Suburbs/ Manly
10. 2nd most hated club: As above
11. 3rd most Hated club: As above
12. Fav player: Mark Riddell
13. should australia bcome a republic: Yes
14. should we change the flag: No
15. should we change the anthem: Yes
16. most over rated player: SBW
17. worst coach: Kemp
18. best coach: Bennett
19. best player: The term 'Best Player' refers to someone who can play practically anywhere and excel - hence Johnny Morris gets the nod.
20. worst player: Nick Bradley-Qalilawa
21. most professional club: Eels
22. mascot for 16th Team: A gigantic arse

 

[Hurriflatch]

Which King Jason or Matt??

 

[nöyd]

1. Real Name: Marc
2. Alias: noyd
3. Age: 31
4. Sex: Male
5. Residence: Brisbane (by necessity, not choice)
6. 1st fav team: Eels
7. 2nd fav team: Eels
8. 3rd fav team: Eels
9. 1 player you'd like to see at your club (off contract): Sterlo
10. most hated club: Manly
11. 2nd most hated club: Manly
12. 3rd most Hated club: Manly
13. Fav player: Now: Guru Jr. All-Time: Lee Oudenryn
14. should australia bcome a republic: not my problem
15. should we change the flag: not my problem
16. should we change the anthem: not my problem
17. most over rated player: SBW
18. worst coach: Hasler
19. best coach: JT
20. best player: Joey
21. worst player: Ash
22. most professional club: eh?
23. mascot for 16th Team: Gold Coast Caterpillar's Afterbirth

 

[Prodigal Eel]

Real Name: Daniel
Alias: D'
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Residence: Sydney
1st fav team: Parra
2nd fav team: New Zealand
3rd fav team: GC
1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Anasta
most hated club: Manly
2nd most hated club: Bulldogs
3rd most Hated club: Manly and Bulldogs
Fav player: PJ Marsh
should australia bcome a republic: YES
should we change the flag: Only when we become a republic
should we change the anthem: No
most over rated player: A.Ryan
worst coach: Kemp
best coach: Sticky
best player: Johns
worst player: Walker
most professional club: Parra
mascot for 16th Team:Stifflers Mum

 

[newmanj]

Real Name: Jason
Alias:
Age: 37
Sex: Male
Residence: Kellyville
1st fav team: Eels
2nd fav team: Knights
3rd fav team: Panthers
1 player you'd like to see at your club (off contract): Steven Bell
most hated club: Manly
2nd most hated club: Roosters
3rd most Hated club: Bulldogs
Fav player: Now: Hindy All-Time: Brett Kenny
should australia bcome a republic: Yes
should we change the flag: No
should we change the anthem: no
most over rated player:
worst coach: Kemp
best coach: Bennett
best player: Joey
worst player: Walker
most professional club: Parramatta, closely followed by Brisbane
mascot for 16th Team: Golddiggers

 

[half]

The term 'Best Player' refers to someone who can play practically anywhere and excel - hence Johnny Morris gets the nod.

smartest thing i have ever read on this forum

 

[mickdo]

Real Name: Michael
Alias: mickdo
Age: 32
Sex: Male
Residence: Willoughby
1st fav team: Parramatta Eels
2nd fav team: Philadelphia Eagles (NFL)
3rd fav team: Tottenham Hotspur (EPL) / Eastwood (Sydney Club RU)
1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Peto
most hated club: Cheats... I mean dogs
2nd most hated club: Manly
3rd most Hated club: Rorters
Fav player: Hindy
should australia bcome a republic: yes
should we change the flag: no
should we change the anthem: no
most over rated player: SBW
worst coach: Kemp
best coach: Smithy
best player: Tim Smith
worst player: Luke Covell
most professional club: Eels
mascot for 16th Team: Prams

 

[noosa-eel]

Real name : Violet
Alias : noosa-eel
Age : 45
Sex : female
Residence : Noosa Heads QLD
1st fav team : Parra
2nd fav team : Panthers
3rd fav team : don't have one
Player like to have off contract : Lockyer
Most hated club : no contest Manly
2nd most hated club: Dogs
3rd most hated club : Roosters
Favourite player : The crack
Should Australia become a republic : yes
Should Australia change flag : yes
Should Australia change anthem :no
Most overated player : Crocker
Worst coach : Stuart
Best coach : Jack Gibson
Best player : Brett Kenny
Worst player : piss pot walker
Most professional club : Probably the eels
Mascot for 16th team : ?

 

[bartman]

Real Name: Bart
Alias: bartman
Age: almost 32
Sex: male
Residence: York, northern England (grew up in Parra)
1st fav team: Parramatta Eels
2nd fav team: York City Knights
3rd fav team: n/a
1 player you'd like to see at your club (off contract): we're doing OK I think
most hated club: rivalry rather than hate... Manly
2nd most hated club: ditto... Canterbury
3rd most Hated club: n/a
Fav player: much respect for Hindy
should australia bcome a republic: yes for what it's worth
should we change the flag: not too bothered
should we change the anthem: not too bothered
most over rated player: hype vs time spent on the field... SBW
worst coach: I'm not sure Paul Langmack ever was up to the task...
best coach: now Wayne Bennett, ever Jack Gibson
best player: now Hindy, ever... hard to go past the Parra 81-86 squads
worst player: not much time for Chris Walker...
most professional club: I think Parra's set up seems pretty good
mascot for 16th Team: surfboard!

 

[Utey]

1. Real Name:Anthony
2. Alias: UTE
3. Age: 18
4. Sex: Male
5. Residence: Kellyville
6. 1st fav team: EELS
7. 2nd fav team: -----
8. 3rd fav team: -----
9. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Shaun Berrigan
10. most hated club: Manly
11. 2nd most hated club: Roosters
12. 3rd most Hated club: Dogs
13. Fav player: Timmy Smith/Nathan Hindmarsh/Fui Fui
14. should australia bcome a republic: Yes
15. should we change the flag: No
16. should we change the anthem: No
17. most over rated player: SBW
18. worst coach: Paul Langmack when he was here
19. best coach: Wayne Bennett
20. best player: Brett Kenny
21. worst player: If they have hit Firsts they have done better than me
22. most professional club: EELS
23. mascot for 16th Team: Who cares.

 

[thedux]

Real Name: David
Alias: thedux
Age: 30
Sex: m
Residence: kellyville
1st fav team: parra
2nd fav team: no such thing
3rd fav team: see above
1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): ben galea (he's a mate)
most hated club: penrith
2nd most hated club: manly
3rd most Hated club: roosters/dogs/tigers/sharks
Fav player: Hindy
should australia bcome a republic: most definitely
should we change the flag: eventually
should we change the anthem: yes, it's a shocker
most over rated player: trent barrett
worst coach: tony kemp
best coach: wayne bennett
best player: Hindy
worst player: Burt
most professional club: parra
mascot for 16th Team: sardines

 

[parra_princess]

1. Real Name: Mish
2. Alias: PP
3. Age: 20
4. Sex: Female
5. Residence: Carso (aka Castle Hill)
6. 1st fav team: EELS
7. 2nd fav team: Man United
8. 3rd fav team: NSW Blues
9. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Harrison
10. most hated club: Manly,Newcastle, Roosters & Dogs
11. 2nd most hated club:
12. 3rd most Hated club:
13. Fav player: Tim Smith and Morro
14. should australia bcome a republic: No - Can't be bothered changing lol
15. should we change the flag: No
16. should we change the anthem: No but if we had to change the only other option is Men at Work's "I come from a land down under.."
17. most over rated player: SBW
18. worst coach: Terry Lamb
19. best coach: Wayne Bennett
20. best player: Sterlo
21. worst player: George Carmont
22. most professional club: EELS
23. mascot for 16th Team: A Blue Bottle

 

[MarkInTheStands]

1. Real Name: Mark S Hepworth
2. Alias: MarkInTheStands or MITS
3. Age: 29
4. Sex: Male
5. Residence: Lalor Park
6. 1st fav team: Parramatta
7. 2nd fav team: Gold Coast
8. 3rd fav team: Souths
9. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Jason Cayless
10. most hated club: Bulldogs
11. 2nd most hated club: Manly
12. 3rd most Hated club: Newcastle
13. Fav player: Glenn Morrison
14. should australia bcome a republic: Yes
15. should we change the flag: No
16. should we change the anthem: No
17. most over rated player: Adam Dykes
18. worst coach: Langmack
19. best coach: Jack Gibson
20. best player: Sterling
21. worst player: Chris Walker
22. most professional club: Parramatta or the Broncos
23. mascot for 16th Team: Sting Rays

 

[Kornstar]

Real Name: Justin
Alias: Kornstar
Age: 26
Sex: Male
Residence: Greystanes
1st fav team: Parramatta
2nd fav team: Tigers
3rd fav team: Souths
1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): none, have all the good ones already
most hated club: Roosters
2nd most hated club: Bulldogs
3rd most Hated club: Manly
Fav player: Hindmarsh
should australia bcome a republic: Who cares
should we change the flag: Yes, should be blue and gold
should we change the anthem: yes, should be the Parra chant that plays before the game
most over rated player: not sure
worst coach:
best coach: Wayne Bennett
best player: Lockyer
worst player:
most professional club: Broncos
mascot for 16th Team: Surfboard and Bong

 

[The Colonel]

1. Real Name: The Colonel
2. Alias: The Colonel
3. Age: 32
4. Sex: Not at the moment my wife is pregnant
5. Residence: Nth Parramatta
6. 1st fav team: Eels
7. 2nd fav team: Parramatta Eels
8. 3rd fav team: The Eels
9. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Brian Carney
10. most hated club: Manly
11. 2nd most hated club: Roosters
12. 3rd most Hated club: Bulldogs
13. Fav player: Sneaka, The String and Chalky
14. should australia bcome a republic: Yes
15. should we change the flag: Yes
16. should we change the anthem: Yes
17. most over rated player: Andrew Johns - he's good but not as good as they make him out to be.
18. worst coach: Tony Kemp
19. best coach: Wayne Bennett
20. best player: Nathan Hindmarsh
21. worst player: George Carmont
22. most professional club: Parramatta Eels
23. mascot for 16th Team: Twizzle

 

[eelz47]

ok time for our anual survey.

1. Real Name: dean
2. Alias: eelz47,
3. Age: 25 going on 12
4. Sex: anywhere anytime
5. Residence: guildford
6. 1st fav team: parra
7. 2nd fav team: kangaroos
8. 3rd fav team:blues
9. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract):
10. most hated club: dogs
11. 2nd most hated club: qld
12. 3rd most Hated club:
13. Fav player: fui fui
14. should australia bcome a republic:
15. should we change the flag: nope
16. should we change the anthem: nope
17. most over rated player:
18. worst coach:
19. best coach:
20. best player:
21. worst player:
22. most professional club: eels
23. mascot for 16th Team:

too many questions

 

[PB]

1. Real Name: Rudiger

2. Alias: PB
3. Age: 28
4. Sex: Male
5. Residence: The Gong
6. 1st fav team: Parramatta
2nd fav team: Leeds United
3rd fav team: Red Sox / Miami Dolphins & Heat
7. 1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Clint Greenshields
8. Most hated club: Bulldogs
2nd most hated club: Manly
3rd most Hated club: Roosters
9. Fav player: Bert
10. Should australia bcome a republic: No
11. Should we change the flag: No
12. Should we change the anthem: No
13. Most over rated player: Paul Gallen
14. Worst coach: Lamb (just shading Langmack)
15. Best coach: Graham Murray
16. Best player: Johns
17. Worst player: Paul Cariage
18. Most professional club: Roosters (As much as it pains me)
19. Mascot for 16th Team: Patriots (so Fitzy can't use it!)

 

[JKS]

Real Name: Jay
Alias: Smithy (yes another one)
Age: 34
Sex: Male
Residence: Kellyville
1st fav team: Eels
2nd fav team: North Qld (for the colours)
3rd fav team: Canberra (Bit of blue & gold there as well)
1 player you'd like to see at your club(off contract): Matt Petersen
most hated club: Eagles
2nd most hated club: Roosters
3rd most Hated club: Dogs
Fav player: Love watching Timmy
should australia bcome a republic: Yes
should we change the flag: Yes
should we change the anthem: Yes
most over rated player: Barrett
worst coach: -
best coach: Bennett
best player: Hindy
worst player: Chris Walker
most professional club: Eels
mascot for 16th Team: Manta Rays