Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[Bazal]

Man I could absolutely desecrate a kebab right now

 

[Bazal]

Actually the Bulliet is a really fking good pre-mix for the rare times I feel like a bourbon and coke tbh.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Bulleit has been a good bourbon for a long time, just having Vok market it here in Australia previously was a shocking decision. Particularly after the "success" of Slate for Diageo...

 

[Rhino_NQ]

you're both a parrabogans, get it? pair-of-bogans

 

[Misanthrope]

I feel absolutely rotten today. Worst hangover I've had in some time, and that was with my patented hangover prevention strategy of eating, drinking plenty of fluids, and staying up until I felt less drunk.

Last night was supposed to be a quiet one, but I somehow ended up progressing from the roof party to shot-gunning beers at the local to going to the local foreigner bar to roaming the streets of the 1912 district until 4am.

Vaguely remember buying some Russian girl a rose, swing dancing with an Italian girl, and shouting Adventure Time quotes at a ginger girl.

 

[Drew-Sta]

You live the life of a playboy, Bushy

 

[Misanthrope]

You live the life of a playboy, Bushy

I'm certainly paying for it today.

In other news, the new ayi the agency sent is a far better cleaner and speaks English - but her cooking is not a patch on the old one

 

[Drew-Sta]

Hard to find good work, eh?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

first world problems

 

[Misanthrope]

first world problems

The very definition! :lol:

"Oh boo hoo! My new maid doesn't cook as well as my other maid. I'm paying $15 for four hours of this?"

 

[Rhino_NQ]

does she have nice bewbs?

 

[Misanthrope]

She's Chinese.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

ill take a punt then and say no

 

[Misanthrope]

ill take a punt then and say no

Flat as the top side of a surf board. There are a few good racks here, but they're a rarity.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Asians don't appeal to me

 

[Misanthrope]

Asians don't appeal to me

Nor I, really. Koreans, Japanese girls, and Chinese girls are all aesthetically quite pretty, but their bodies are (generally) not to my liking of curves, butts, and boobs.

Vietnamese and Filipina girls are quite attractive, though.

 

[Misanthrope]

As my FB status says, I want to marry a girl who appreciates good country music.

Only genre I know of that has people singing about love that is actually love, not lust or infatuation. Songs about loving your wife of 20+ years, loving your kids, loving your parents, or losing love.

There's obviously a lot of the obligatory cows and trucks and guns (from certain artists more than others), but guys like Brad Paisley and George Strait and even Garth Brooks sing more about love and life than the stereotyped 'git 'er dun' stuff.

 

[Drew-Sta]

That's all they sing about though.

I can't get past the crooning, TBH. I appreciate its good music at times, but just not my flavour.

 

[Misanthrope]

That's all they sing about though.

I can't get past the crooning, TBH. I appreciate its good music at times, but just not my flavour.

All they sing about is love?

Or utes and guns?

Coz I can think of more artists who sing about the former than the latter, but none that sing solely about one or the other.

 

[Dragon2010]

But singing about bitches, drugs big booty is cool... :crazy: