Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[Misanthrope]

You'll probably want to bring towels too, Dutchy. They rarely provide them, and those they do are only sufficient in size to dry your foreskin.

 

[muzby]

those they do are only sufficient in size to dry your foreskin.

i have that problem in australian hotels...

 

[Dragon2010]

Toast is over-rated.

Roasted lebanese bread is where it's at!

 

[Rhino_NQ]

canadia, really abott? Canadia?

 

[Bazal]

What? It's not Canadia? When did this happen?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

no it's canadaland

 

[Drew-Sta]

Are we sure Tony Abbott isn't some magnificent troll, taking Australia on a journey of pain before finally going 'Gotcha!' with a smirk and shouting us all a beer as we laugh and realise his tenure was something even Rick Astley aspired to?

 

[Misanthrope]

It certainly feels like it's pre-written satire at times. Even Bush wasn't this dumb, this often.

 

[dogslife]

Spent half the day doing this. Regret nothing.

 

[Twizzle]

I've always referred to them as Canadiacs

 

[Dutchy]

You'll probably want to bring towels too, Dutchy. They rarely provide them, and those they do are only sufficient in size to dry your foreskin.

And man-sized condoms.

 

[Twizzle]

what for ?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

I prefer to use swimming caps

 

[dogslife]

condoms.

I am unfamiliar with this term

 

[Misanthrope]

And man-sized condoms.

Those too. The local sizes are a tad petite.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

use their tonsils instead

 

[Misanthrope]

use their tonsils instead

The Chinese are so sexually repressed that they make the Koreans seem like sexually experimental freaks.

A good friend who exclusively dates Chinese girls has informed me only one of over 20 Chinese girls he's been with have the slightest clue how to gobble schlong.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

The Chinese are so sexually repressed that they make the Koreans seem like sexually experimental freaks.

A good friend who exclusively dates Chinese girls has informed me only one of over 20 Chinese girls he's been with have the slightest clue how to gobble schlong.

should send BM over to run clinics

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

So foreplay would be hiding under the bed?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

So foreplay would be hiding under the bed?

stoping them from self harm and then hurling a street sign through their back window