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Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

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Misanthrope

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Officially tendering my resignation today, and doing it a week earlier than originally discussed with the school.

I've been here 27 months now and feel like I've gone above and beyond on several occasions for the place: writing a syllabus (for extra money, but not nearly enough for the work required), spending time in butt-f**k small towns teaching, marketing tours on my weekends etc. etc.

I was pissed off when I went to request a renewal and was told I wouldn't be needed due to low student numbers, especially since the guy they're keeping as his contract has longer to run is proving to be monstrously incompetent.

This weekend is the last time I'll get to see my brother before he departs, so I requested for a small change to the schedule be made so I'm not backing up at 8am on the Monday. I've seen these requests granted time and time again for others, but mine was shot down without explanation.

So, in short, f**k 'em. They can do without a teacher for an extra week.
 

muzby

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Oh man... I slept from like 4am to 1pm today. I feel dirty.

physically dirty or spiritually dirty?

cause if you are physically dirty, i recommend a shower..

however, if you are spiritually dirty, i don't know the best way to cleanse a soul..


anyone have any suggestions?
 

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physically dirty or spiritually dirty?

cause if you are physically dirty, i recommend a shower..

however, if you are spiritually dirty, i don't know the best way to cleanse a soul..


anyone have any suggestions?

I find Gin works well :cool:
 

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What the hell is wrong with that? 1pm would be an early wake up for me during the World Cup.

I always feel like I've wasted the day... even though I usually waste the day anyway. In winter I usually wake up feeling like death because it's the middle of the day and I still have all my warm bed gear on.
 
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Misanthrope

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I always feel like I've wasted the day... even though I usually waste the day anyway. In winter I usually wake up feeling like death because it's the middle of the day and I still have all my warm bed gear on.

Oh man, f**k the daylight hours. I do my best thinking when it's dark out anyway.
 

muzby

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try hendricks, tonic and cucumber.



or a gin and tonic on a hot afternoon.


you'll change your tune.
 

muzby

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do yourself a favour.

head out tomorrow night and get the hendricks i just mentioned..

if you don't like it, i'll buy you a beer.
 

Misanthrope

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never tried it

It's the stuff of legend. Mixed with some sprite and fresh fruit (cucumber and strawberry are most important) it's the best summer drink going.

I only ask because that and gin seem to be the US spiritual staples.
 

muzby

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well you haven't tried the hendricks yet, so please don't try soliciting money under false pretences, or i'll set coffs harbour's finest onto you...
 
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