Ultrathread I: Thread of the Year - 2014

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Finish it all off with a nice tumble down the stairs.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

or a good squirrel grab and throw a phone at them

 

[Drew-Sta]

Need a BF breather.

So what do people think about the price of fish in Albequerque?

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Need a BF breather.

So what do people think about the price of fish in Albequerque?

salmon or cod?

 

[Dragon2010]

Where is zeus when you need him? He could strike down BF for us right about now...

 

[Jason Maher]

Need a BF breather.

So what do people think about the price of fish in Albequerque?

Ignore list?

 

[Drew-Sta]

salmon or cod?

Salmon. I enjoy salmon.

Where is zeus when you need him? He could strike down BF for us right about now...

:lol:

Ignore list?

The issue is those who quote him. Plus, his name 'appears', its just less the text. Band aids are still only band aids...

 

[t-ba]

Those too. The local sizes are a tad petite.

I used to stock up in Oz. I'm not Ron Jeremy or anything but they are ridiculously tight...

My Grandma, despite my repeated insistence to not touch my bag (My 'throw all the shit in there' style of packing pisses her off), preceded to rearrange the contents of my bag and found a few boxes of Durex in there, in front of three youngish cousins and an uncle :lol:

Worst. Day. Ever.

A year later (After someone explained why I was exporting) at Boxing Day Lunch she confidently declared in front of the extended family that she doubted it had grown so much since she had last seen it to require anything more than a Chinese sized rubber.

Even. Worst. Day. Ever.

 

[Skinner]

Ignore list?

Surely killing him is a better option......you know, for the future benefit of society

 

[Red Bear]

I used to stock up in Oz. I'm not Ron Jeremy or anything but they are ridiculously tight...

My Grandma, despite my repeated insistence to not touch my bag (My 'throw all the shit in there' style of packing pisses her off), preceded to rearrange the contents of my bag and found a few boxes of Durex in there, in front of three youngish cousins and an uncle :lol:

Worst. Day. Ever.

A year later (After someone explained why I was exporting) at Boxing Day Lunch she confidently declared in front of the extended family that she doubted it had grown so much since she had last seen it to require anything more than a Chinese sized rubber.

Even. Worst. Day. Ever.

:lol:

 

[Rhino_NQ]

i'd be embarrassed to have or require an Asian sized anything lol

 

[whall15]

Where is zeus when you need him? He could strike down BF for us right about now...

I have on good authority that this is more Thor's domain.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

makes sense, im sure everyone has fantasized about hitting him in the face with a hammer

 

[Dani]

I know I have.

 

[Drew-Sta]

I'd be happy to buy you a plane ticket, a hammer and pay for your accommodation if you would like to fulfil this fantasy of hammer-to-face, Dani

 

[Dragon2010]

He needs to be hit with a ban hammer again as well....

 

[Misanthrope]

I used to stock up in Oz. I'm not Ron Jeremy or anything but they are ridiculously tight...

My Grandma, despite my repeated insistence to not touch my bag (My 'throw all the shit in there' style of packing pisses her off), preceded to rearrange the contents of my bag and found a few boxes of Durex in there, in front of three youngish cousins and an uncle :lol:

Worst. Day. Ever.

A year later (After someone explained why I was exporting) at Boxing Day Lunch she confidently declared in front of the extended family that she doubted it had grown so much since she had last seen it to require anything more than a Chinese sized rubber.

Even. Worst. Day. Ever.

:lol:

And I thought grandma's were supposed to be supportive?

 

[Drew-Sta]

I used to stock up in Oz. I'm not Ron Jeremy or anything but they are ridiculously tight...

My Grandma, despite my repeated insistence to not touch my bag (My 'throw all the shit in there' style of packing pisses her off), preceded to rearrange the contents of my bag and found a few boxes of Durex in there, in front of three youngish cousins and an uncle :lol:

Worst. Day. Ever.

A year later (After someone explained why I was exporting) at Boxing Day Lunch she confidently declared in front of the extended family that she doubted it had grown so much since she had last seen it to require anything more than a Chinese sized rubber.

Even. Worst. Day. Ever.

:lol:

He needs to be hit with a ban hammer again as well....

Has he done anything? Report the post if so. They take the reporting button seriously here.

 

[Misanthrope]

That's the thing, as annoying as he is, I've certainly never seen him do something ban-worthy.

 

[muzby]

Need a BF breather.

So what do people think about the price of fish in Albequerque?

"our prices are fair and reasonable, thank you very much. i don't understand why you'd be enquiring anyway as clearly you are calling from another country and we can't export any of our fish from here as we don't have a licence. good day to you sir."

according to these guys: