Venture bros mafia

[Beeker]

These salacious, libelous accusations truly hurt me.

 

[Jason Maher]

if JM and beeker win after all this i'm gonna rip my titties off. so obvious it was JM this whole time and we didnt off him.

I'll give you a point for lying low effectively up until now. But your number is up, Girlfriend.

 

[cjrankin]

I'll give you a point for lying low effectively up until now. But your number is up, Girlfriend.

nope. pretty clear you are scum. BM knew it pretty early on...wish we would have listened to him.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Night 5

Dr. Girlfriend roamed the corridors. She had a target on her back and she knew it. Up ahead she saw a small boy. She walked up to him and kissed him so hard he was speechless. He did have the werewithall to continue his search for clues however.

With the boy gone the girl with blonde hair could step out of the shadows. She offered the butterfly a choice. The butterfly chose wisely.

Feeling a little overcome with all the action of the night, the butterfly went to sit down. Then she felt a knife at her throat. She turned around and saw the murderous glint in Brock Samson's eyes. She laughed in his face though. 'Everyone knows Brock Samson doesnt kill women or children. It's what separates you from the bad guys.'

Dr. Girlfriend is not dead. She is: Doctor Girlfriend: Black hearts aligned husky voiced super villain.

Brock Samson just stood there. He had been brought back to save the town and he had allowed his code of honour to get in the way. He felt a knife slide into his back. 'I see you've noticed my ch-ch-changes' said the thin white duke. 'Its been fun'

Dutchy is yet again dead. He was Brock Samson: Team Venture aligned Swedish murder machine.

It is day. Pms are going out

 

[Beeker]

Vote: JM

Scum is always scum.

 

[Beeker]

Change Vote: cj

JM is clearly the woman cult leader and cj is her protection.

 

[Hoggmaster]

I'm placing a 11am forum time on this lynch. It is unlikely we will get a result, however no victor can be declared yet.

 

[cjrankin]

Beeker is now unprotected. 100% lynchable mafia townie. vote beeker

 

[cjrankin]

meant to say 100% lynchable mafia don...so tired.

 

[Beeker]

Go with cj and gift the game to the Black Hearts.

 

[Jason Maher]

Change Vote: cj

JM is clearly the woman cult leader and cj is her protection.

What are you on? Can I have some?

You killed Dutchy. It seems cj has been recruited, therefore he's probably right that you're now vulnerable. In a choice between him and you, I vote you.

Vote: Beeker

 

[Beeker]

I am unlynchable townie who watches too many mob movies!

 

[Beeker]

What are you on? Can I have some?

You killed Dutchy. It seems cj has been recruited, therefore he's probably right that you're now vulnerable. In a choice between him and you, I vote you.

Vote: Beeker

Recruited by you.

 

[Jason Maher]

I know you're Mafia. The only good Mafia is a dead Mafia.

 

[Beeker]

I know you're Mafia. The only good Mafia is a dead Mafia.

Says the cult leader.

 

[cjrankin]

beeker is the only one with a kill at this point. lynch him and its a draw. best result town is going to get at this point. let beeker live and he picks you off one by one.

 

[Jason Maher]

You know Beek, you could co-operate with us to lynch SGL. Then we could co-operate again to kill 9701 tonight. Then I'd happily sacrifice myself tomorrow for a draw, even though we could take the solo win. It'd be fair, what with you auto-lynching Parra then me nicking cj. Otherwise we can go for a deadlock today, some funny business tonight, where you'll wind up dead, cj or I will wind up dead, and it'll be 2-on-1 tomorrow, and the town will win.

 

[cjrankin]

beeker said he was going to go offline to cry and masturbate with his tears and eat food.

 

[Jason Maher]

Good point. I'd do the same in his shoes.

 

[Jason Maher]

A pity they've all buggered off and don't get to witness their demise. Must have lives or some shit.