Week 1 finals - game day thread Eels v Knights

[Soren Lorenson]

well they did give me a concussion when I motorboated them.

I would have had you off for an HIA quicksmart

 

[Happy MEel]

Yeah nah

Agreed. If you see Paps in the flesh, he’s a monster. Thick as f**k with tree trunks for thighs. Not that short either.

 

[Jake the snake]

That was our best game in many years. Ridiculous to expect us to consistently play at that level.

Whooshhh

 

[Soren Lorenson]

We’ll need a good lawyer to fight it

Arthur Moses might be available.

 

[Happy MEel]

I would have had you off for an HIA quicksmart

Don’t you dare

 

[IFR33K]

That’s our defence. You should put your hand up.

Nah mate, I’ll be busy this week seeing what gronk posts in the corona thread. And I’ll be intrigued if 111 can get out of work on Saturday. Busy busy

 

[Gazzamatta]

Who is this sore loser ?

Kurt was always injured. He would have been in his element leading Newys HIA Charge to Victory.
Game plan fail Novofu*ktrians!

 

[Jake the snake]

How good was RCG? First game back and he does that! Was so wrong about him when he first signed him.

 

[Eelogical]

Some of you blokes would whinge that Elle Macpherson's tits are too big.

Well, they've probably dropped a few pounds in pressure by now.

 

[Bandwagon]

james graham good point too ... Dlybo falls over and milks the obstruction there is no way its a try ..... do we want merkins milking penalties in our game?

Absof**kinglutely, he stays down there it's a penalty every single time, hopefully he learns that lesson.

As much as we fans might not like it, milking is a skill, it gains you an incredible advantage ensuring you get the penalty from an indiscretion.

 

[Happy MEel]

Nah mate, I’ll be busy this week seeing what gronk posts in the corona thread. And I’ll be intrigued if 111 can get out of work on Saturday. Busy busy

I’m hoping for a play by play this week with the @hindy111 situation. Fascinating.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Whooshhh

Too easy.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Well, they've probably dropped a few pounds in pressure by now.

Haven't we all

 

[Eelogical]

Penisini played extremely well. Dat pass. He's a keeper for sure.

 

[IFR33K]

Arthur Moses might be available.

Gladys nose may get in the way of evidence

 

[Gary Gutful]

Absof**kinglutely, he stays down there it's a penalty every single time, hopefully he learns that lesson.

As much as we fans might not like it, milking is a skill, it gains you an incredible advantage ensuring you get the penalty from an indiscretion.

Need @I'm a loser baby... on staff teaching them how to froth their milk.

 

[Bandwagon]

Nah mate, I’ll be busy this week seeing what gronk posts in the corona thread. And I’ll be intrigued if 111 can get out of work on Saturday. Busy busy

So much to do, so little time.

 

[Noise]

I'd reckon Papa is smaller than both Stone and Nrown

He’s not. Papa is massive. Tree trunk thighs and a massive chest.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Some of you blokes would whinge that Elle Macpherson's tits are too big.

Well yeah......now.

 

[Gronk]

How good was RCG? First game back and he does that! Was so wrong about him when he first signed him.

Was about to say the same. He had a huge game for someone who hasn’t played for more than a month.