Week 1 finals - game day thread Eels v Knights

[84 Baby]

Penisini makes my penisuppi

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Disagree. They are a shit team. We let them play. Let them back in the game. We nearly did the BA choke. Played nothing like how we did against Melbourne

Maybe it'll mean better preparation for week two than when we nearly put 60 on the Broncos in 2019.

 

[Bandwagon]

Need @I'm a loser baby... on staff teaching them how to froth their milk.

Or your old man, Dylbro needs to learn how to be juicing like a mad merkin.

 

[Jake the snake]

Too easy.

Whooosshhhh

 

[Jake the snake]

Maybe it'll mean better preparation for week two than when we nearly put 60 on the Broncos in 2019.

Whoosshhh

 

[Gazzamatta]

Yes whenever he tries to be the hero it backfires. Just keep things simple will.

I still remember a game in 2018 he went for a 40/20 from dummy half with 3 mins to go in front by 4 and kicked it out on the full. Dragons scored to win the game next set

Yep. Ill never forget it and its why Ive had no time for him since. BA said he dosent tell Will how to play preferring to let him do his thing. Ffs BA tell him not to be a fu*ken idiot next time you pick him. Hes a good defender and if he just distributes and tackles he goes ok.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Somebody's wooshing...

 

[Eelogical]

Absof**kinglutely, he stays down there it's a penalty every single time, hopefully he learns that lesson.

As much as we fans might not like it, milking is a skill, it gains you an incredible advantage ensuring you get the penalty from an indiscretion.

I can attest to this. I was raised on a dairy farm in the Lismore district.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Need @I'm a loser baby... on staff teaching them how to froth their milk.

Just shake the carton ffs.

 

[Happy MEel]

Penisini played extremely well. Dat pass. He's a keeper for sure.

He’s absolute class already. Most importantly, his defence has been outstanding. It’s an early call but I reckon he’ll be origin quality and outperform the Bests, Sualis, etc. He might not be as flashy yet , but at 19 he has an incredibly strong carry, good defence and clearly an incredibly flick pass. He’s that good I’d be looking at a long term extension

 

[hindy111]

I'll vinvolve you

vinvolved is an organisation set up through the Cornwall Centre for Volunteers team, and the national vinspired ...

@Gary Gutful you'll be spending retirement listening to juicers and working for a volunteer team. May as well sell the Golf clubs

 

[Jake the snake]

Waqa Blake anyone? The guys has been killing it.

Also, loved how Moses was taking on the line. That try was one of he best individual tries I had seen for a while. Probably the only blemish was his first half kicking game. But that came good. Dylan brown had a good first half but disappeared when we needed him.

 

[Incorrect]

He’s not. Papa is massive. Tree trunk thighs and a massive chest.

Yeah I just looked them up. Papa outweighs them all, he's just a bit shorter than Nrown, but taller than Stone by an inch give or take...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

With today's game we sadly went from being a team that others might fear, based on the Melbourne win and first half fill ins holding Penrith... to one than Penrith probably wouldn't be too worried about.

Probably better for us that they aren't worried about us. They might have one eye on the Storm in week three.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Waqa Blake anyone? The guys has been killing it.

Also, loved how Moses was taking on the line. That try was one of he best individual tries I had seen for a while. Probably the only blemish was his first half kicking game. But that came good. Dylan brown had a good first half but disappeared when we needed him.

Woossshhhh

 

[hindy111]

Probably better for us that they aren't worried about us. They might have one eye on the Storm in week three.

A burnt Japanese feeling bathroom. A zen feel. Lovely

 

[Jake the snake]

Woossshhhh

Whooosshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Soren Lorenson]

He’s that good I’d be looking at a long term extension

A Penisini extension?

 

[Joshuatheeel]

He’s not. Papa is massive. Tree trunk thighs and a massive chest.

182cm (just under 6ft), but 108 kg according to the eels site. Would be very powerful with that, as he arent “fat”…..

 

[Happy MEel]

Fittler knows the rules…penalty try everyday of the week.