Youse cruel karhnnts, I'm going off to counsel Saints.
Heard at Quig Street Railway Station:
The Train at 3.00pm is to Doorway.
First stop Chairleg, Cupboard and Speaker Springs. Then all stations to Doorway.
The 3.38 express to Bedhead has been cancelled due to a major terrorist strike by 'Scratches' the giant cat.
Passengers intending to catch the Bedhead express are asked to take the 3.00pm to Doorway, alight at Cupboard and catch the 4:55 to Vaccum Cleaner where a bus service will take those passengers to Bedhead.
Those passengers on the bus to Vacuum Cleaner shall do so at own risk during the giant cat alert period.
Thank you for travelling with Quigrail.
Youse should thank us for giving you such a good shagging, those Saints guys thought your players were diseased!
Nice hit Birdy you wussie, didnt muscle up against a real side did ya?