Well that was unexpected....

[glenmoresharkie]

So as I left work today, a white chrysler pulled over to the side of the road. He asked me "hey cuz, do you know where i can find a servo?" I peered into the rather expensive looking car, and i got the shock of my life. It was Sonny Bill Williams. I said "yeah mate about 3 streets down that way," and he said cheers and drove off. I couldnt beleive what had just happened.

 

[Frenzy.]

Did you cum?

 

[glenmoresharkie]

Did you cum?

All over the ground.

 

[Jimbo]

Sweet as, hey?

 

[Coastal Shark]

I hope you gave him the wrong directions.

 

[Quigs]

f**k I would of Coastal for sure Bro.

Geeeze how would Glennie react if someone special pulled up. Imagine the woody he would crack if Cov pulled up and asked him a question

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

I saw the following people in civic Nandos today.

Greg bird
Matt Scott

And 4 likely lads at the swanky asian joint.

Cronk
Smith
Slater
Inglis


I was on the lookout for Gal but no such luck.

 

[Quigs]

Well this morning I had to visit my mate about a business matter. As I was walking out the missus yells out that we will hit our local one and only supermarket when i get back.

Sound the horn and she'll be ready. Well I should of prefaced this story with the fact that i was wearing my "Gal 200 Game" T shirt.

Anyhowse I get back home and hit the horn and wait for the missus. Well stuff me she comes out wearing her "Gal 200 Game" T shirt too, not knowing I had the great mans shirt on also.

I wasn't going to change and she refused so it was the Gal twins off to the shop.

Was roaming the aisles looking for the reduced to clear when we bump into a good friend Janie. She being a diehard Hartleys fan we expressed our usual pleasantries. No Good morning or the like its straight out "f**k you," No f**k you. (we are good friends.) She started putting shit on the Gallen twins.

As I was going through the checkout I faked concern about an elderly woman roaming one of the aisles. I told her (the checkout girl) that the woman appeared disorientated and probably had dementia.. The checkout chic was genuinely worried about the woman.

Just as I was explaining this to the checkout chic ... Janie appeared. I just said "Thats her" loud enough for Janie to hear me.

Anyhowse as I was walking out the door all I could hear was "Farkkkk off Quigley" I think the checkout chic told Janie what I had said.

Always fun upsetting a Hartley... but we are really good friends.

 

[madunit]

I left work one day down here in Melbourne on my lunch break and went for a stroll to the shopping centre.

I went to the woolies to grab some lunch. I was standing in the self serve queue and some bloke just waltzes up and pushes in front of me. So I walk to the machine thing that he goes to and I said to him "Get in line like everyone else"

He said "Do you know who I am?"

I said "must be someone pretty insignificant cos I have no f**king idea who you are"

He then pushed me aside and said "Dickhead"

And I replied "I know plenty of dickheads, but I swear I've never made your aquaintance"

I walked to another machine and looked around and everyone is shocked and staring at me. Turns out I was getting lippy with some rather important AFL player.

Still don't know who the f**k it was. f**king knobend.

 

[Madsharkie]

"Don't you know who I am?"
qualifies as instant wanker status in my book.

 

[Jubileeboy]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

Jeff Vader

 

[Surely]

"Don't you know who I am?"
qualifies as instant wanker status in my book.

I lot of people with dementia ask that

 

[Madsharkie]

I lot of people with dementia ask that

At least they get to meet a lot of new people everyday!

 

[newman]

You're mr Stevens?!

 

[Frenzy.]

I left work one day down here in Melbourne on my lunch break and went for a stroll to the shopping centre.

I went to the woolies to grab some lunch. I was standing in the self serve queue and some bloke just waltzes up and pushes in front of me. So I walk to the machine thing that he goes to and I said to him "Get in line like everyone else"

He said "Do you know who I am?"

I said "must be someone pretty insignificant cos I have no f**king idea who you are"

He then pushed me aside and said "Dickhead"

And I replied "I know plenty of dickheads, but I swear I've never made your aquaintance"

I walked to another machine and looked around and everyone is shocked and staring at me. Turns out I was getting lippy with some rather important AFL player.

Still don't know who the f**k it was. f**king knobend.

Essendon player?

 

[Frenzy.]

All over the ground.

Wastage!

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[madunit]

Essendon player?

Dunno, I work in Hawthorn, could've been one of theirs.

I can describe them for you, elongated limbs, no muscle, co-ordination skills of a 4 year old child having a fit.

 

[gUt]

That narrows it down to all of them ever.

 

[madunit]

Thus explaining why I had no idea who the f**k he was.

If he had a needle in his arm, I would've known it was Ben Cousins
If he had a machete, I would've known it was Liam Jurrah
If he had no pants on and was posing in front of his twinkie mates, I would've known it was Nick Reiwoldt

Sadly, none of those were the case