Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines as rival bids fall over in the race to be the NRL's 18th team.
Porcupines Chairman Violet Crumble said:
"We were rang by Darth Lord V'landys who congratulated us on formalising the greatest bid in the history of sport."
King V'landys highlighted:
● The Porcupines 67 billion kroner in liquid assets and 96 billion rand brothel empire.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with well known brands LA Cola, Sorny, Duff Beer, Lloyd's of Launceston and IKEA.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with foundation NRL clubs Annandale and Cumberland as well as Brisbane rugby league foundation clubs University and Brisbane Brothers, as well as glamour clubs Pia Donkeys, Gateshead Thunder, Garoka Lahanis and Dubbo Dobermans.
● 68000 juniors, including 27 Germans.
● Award winning buffet at the Western Pasifika Porcupines leagues club and pokie den.
Spines up!!!!!!