Western Pasifika Bid News

[titoelcolombiano]

Massive news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines as rival bids fall over in the race to be the NRL's 18th team.
Porcupines Chairman Violet Crumble said:
"We were rang by Darth Lord V'landys who congratulated us on formalising the greatest bid in the history of sport."

King V'landys highlighted:
● The Porcupines 67 billion kroner in liquid assets and 96 billion rand brothel empire.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with well known brands LA Cola, Sorny, Duff Beer, Lloyd's of Launceston and IKEA.
● Porcupines partnership agreements with foundation NRL clubs Annandale and Cumberland as well as Brisbane rugby league foundation clubs University and Brisbane Brothers, as well as glamour clubs Pia Donkeys, Gateshead Thunder, Garoka Lahanis and Dubbo Dobermans.
● 68000 juniors, including 27 Germans.
● Award winning buffet at the Western Pasifika Porcupines leagues club and pokie den.

Spines up!!!!!!

Mate just wanted to check, did you put $0 in the licence fee box on the application? Or did you put $16M in a brief case for St Peter?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Mate just wanted to check, did you put $0 in the licence fee box on the application? Or did you put $16M in a brief case for St Peter?

I'm reliably informed that the offer in the license fee box was well over 47 million Deutsch Marks. Mr V'landys was given a cash converters gift card.

 

[titoelcolombiano]

I'm reliably informed that the offer in the license fee box was well over 47 million Deutsch Marks. Mr V'landys was given a cash converters gift card.

Good to know. Some of your rival bids think they can join the NRL for free

 

[Colk]

I'm reliably informed that the offer in the license fee box was well over 47 million Deutsch Marks. Mr V'landys was given a cash converters gift card.

Where did you get the Deutschmarks from? They have been out of circulation for a while

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Where did you get the Deutschmarks from? They have been out of circulation for a while

Donated by our German affiliate club Munich Mongrels.

 

[MugaB]

Donated by our German affiliate club Munich Mongrels.

I thought they were still occupied in Bougainville, along with Western Samoa, they are still using deuchemarks at their local Ikea

 

[blue bags]

I thought they were still occupied in Bougainville, along with Western Samoa, they are still using deuchemarks at their local Ikea

German base still there

 

[MugaB]

German base still there

Nine

 

[Matt_CBY]

Nein?

 

[MugaB]

Nein?

 

[blue bags]

Donated by our German affiliate club Munich Mongrels.

Madagascar Mongrels

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Madagascar Mongrels

Madagascar Moops actually, one of our feeder clubs.

 

[Trifili13]

Madagascar Moops actually, one of our feeder clubs.

Any idea when the Porcupines will release club merchandise?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Any idea when the Porcupines will release club merchandise?

Major announcement very soon. Send us your credit card details (or 670000 Deutsch Marks) and you could be one of the first to wear the famous pink, myrtle, cyan, aqua, teal, and turquoise jersey.

 

[Trifili13]

Major announcement very soon. Send us your credit card details (or 670000 Deutsch Marks) and you could be one of the first to wear the famous pink, myrtle, cyan, aqua, teal, and turquoise jersey.

Will it include Cash Converters as the main, sleeve or shorts sponsor? Otherwise not interested.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

So just to reiterate the Western Pasifika Porcupines brand partners are:
Toy r Us
Eriksson Mobile
Sydney Bitter
Daiwoo
Franklin's supermarkets
German East Africa Company
Cash Converters
Bonza Airlines
Sizzler
Civic Video

Spines up!!!!

 

[Trifili13]

So just to reiterate the Western Pasifika Porcupines brand partners are:
Toy r Us
Eriksson Mobile
Sydney Bitter
Daiwoo
Franklin's supermarkets
German East Africa Company
Cash Converters
Bonza Airlines
Sizzler
Civic Video

Spines up!!!!

Are you still working on:
Waltons as department store partner
Pye or Rank Arena as tv partner

Obviously Bonza Airlines came to the party before Ansett.

What year are you looking for the Porcupines to enter the comp?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Huge announcement from the Western Pasifika Porcupines:

"The Western Pasifika Porcupines would like to announce that an announcement concerning an announcement regarding the NRL'S 18th licence will soon be announced!"

Porcupines spokesman Porky Pitt announced that there would be no more announcements until the official announcement was announced.

Spines up!!!!

 

[Trifili13]

So this is an announcement that there will be no announcement until there is an announcement, at which point the club will be making an announcement of when they will be making an official announcement.

 

[MugaB]

So this is an announcement that there will be no announcement until there is an announcement, at which point the club will be making an announcement of when they will be making an official announcement.

I've just announced that I've farted, and am willing to own it... breathe it all in!!!!