If it's not Ben Fordham, it's Ben Ikin, as smart as the man is, he doth should know, that we know he is getting paid paper bags to sell that Western corridor narrative, like seriously... every time he is in on the media these days he is just selling the idea... when it's obvious that the next 3 teams are abroad from nsw/qldI'm waiting for Ben Fordham to confirm when the Porcupines are in. Otherwise it's just gossip.
So long as Ben Cousins is not involved. You know what happened last time someone from WA filled out a bid form and put $0 for licence fee.Ben Affleck, Ben Stiller, Benny Hill, Big Ben and Ben Dover have endorsed the Western Pasifika Porcupines as team 18.
Edit: And Gentle Ben who said f**k the bears!
You got the CFOs name wrong, his name is Mosman "Richie" RichàrdsExciting news from the Western Pasifika Porcupines bid as it has been confirmed that the glamour club wasn't one of the loser bids that got a rejection letter from the NRL.
Porcupines CFO Rich Mosman: "The NRL were unbelievably impressed with the Porcupines bid. We were the only bid that coloured in between the lines and our licence fee offer of 97 trillion Deutsch Marks was way more than everyone elses".
This masthead understands that the Porcupines 67000 juniors, 4700 major sponsors, 547 millionaire comedian backers and complimentary cheese platter is the reason why the 18th NRL licence will be headed to the Porcupines' home base in Berlin.
Spines up!!!!!
Major developments in the race for NRL licence 18.
This masthead can reveal, secret messages from secret sources have confirmed that the Western Pasifika Porcupines have been given a $67 trillion injection of funds by the government of West Palookaville. These funds will cover the cost of a new triangular stadium in the Porcupines home base of Fantasy Island. The funds will also be used to fund a state of the art Centre of Mega-Mediocrity in downtown Dun̈nedoo.
Porcupines Secret Source Supervisor Stan Peanut told this masthead: "the Porcupines will be team 18. Or 19. Or possibly 17&3/4. But it's a secret."
Secret spines up!!!!