Wests Tigers 10 Commandments

[Wizardman]

I got this idea from a poster here. Would anybody edit or change one of these commandments?

The Wests Tigers 10 Commandments



*We shall let a try in just prior to halftime or fulltime
*We shall be the victim of a once in a lifetime Ref call.. made up or otherwise
*We shall play a team when their STAR player returns from injury
*We shall lose against any side playing minus their State of Origin Players
*We shall lose a game when we are favourites and at home
*We shall not hold a big lead in a game
*We shall get the highest judiciary penalty for an onfield discretion
*We shall not win a game in front of a big home crowd
*We shall not win a game in golden point
*We shall let quality players go elsewhere

 

[Ron's_Mate]

We shall play struggling teams back into form
We shall make total spuds on the opposing team look like superstars

 

[Perth Tiger]

We shall let debutantes have great first games

 

[gordsy]

We shall do these things year in year out regardless of coaching or personnel changes. It's so frustrating. Almost like it's in the water

 

[Trollhammaren]

Thou shalt finish 9th.

 

[Front-Rower]

We shall let debutantes have great first games

To be fair we have had our fair share of debutants who have had great first games. I mean who can forget Action Jackson at Campbelltown, Ben Black at Leichhardt (yes, his second game but meh), BMM in that semi vs. Roosters......

 

[Das Hassler]

A longer one..
We shall trot out the same sacarin old boy feelgood tripe time and time....AND time again because we're the only one's to have ever had a player who loved his club and will always book a loss in by having the most cringeworthy ...violins in the background version air the.day of each gsme we shoulda won
Amen

 

[Mr Angry]

Thou shall not hire Jason Taylor.

This will take a decade to recover from.

 

[Perth Tiger]

What is our record looking like with Milestone matches?

Use to be and probably still is. Thou must lose a big milestone match

 

[macnaz]

What about winning while wearing predominantly white jerseys?? I'd love to know the stats on that.

 

[Tiger05]

Thou shalt finish 9th.

I like this one the most.

 

[trevcogger]

Thou shalt finish 9th.

Bit lower than 9th this year.
Teams have improved..We HAVENT.

 

[The Rosco]

We shalt miss field goal attempts, no matter how close to thy posts.
Thou supporters shalt become excited in the early stages of the season, only to become disappointed when the team faileth to make the finals again.
When thy team only has to win the last game against ye shit opponents to maketh thy finals, they shalt loseth in an unlubricated fashion.
Should we consult the book of armaments Br Maynard carries ?

 

[BrotherJim05]

We shall remain a pathway for promising talent to move to more successful clubs

 

[Ron's_Mate]

We shall have multiple home grounds all over Sydney, confusing the hell out of fans

 

[The Rosco]

Thine club shalt have 163 different vestments, sending thou supporters broketh.
Thou must watch thy replayment of last weeks game against Penrith, and knowing the result, thou must still wonder out loud what thee phucketh just happened.
Thine club shalt not covet speed in thy backline.

 

[The Charlatan]

Thou shalt always looketh forward to next year.

 

[Ron's_Mate]

We shall sign the smallest wingers on the market

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Thou shalt be labelled an attacking team by the media even though it's been years since we have been...

 

[gordsy]

We shall resemble winners within the first 6 rounds but shall look like wimps by seasons end.