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From Leumeah to Lillyfield, Leichhardt to Laos plenty of starchless campaigners have tarnished the black, white and gold jumper on and off the field.
I have ordered them in what i beleive is least to most detrimental to the club.
10. Radisson Maine Company – Fitted in perfectly with the ethos of the 2003 side. Claimed to have branches in New York, Paris, Jamaica, Barcelona but decided to operate out the back of a garage in cosmipolitan Sutherland. Didn’t you hear they enticed Nick Graham back by offering him a room? Little did we know that Radisson Maine would still be heroes. To pay off their debt of $36 that was outstanding from their 2003 sponsorship deal, the crafty pair agreed to compass a devious scheme to help the Tigers secure the 2005 premiership. And so The Masters of Deception met with Bible-bound Mander under the grandstand at Ctown on September 23rd 2005. As avid Saints supporters will tell you they were able to broker a deal which also involved Hansie Cronje, the Devil and a Benji Burger from leagues club. Mander was sold and a GF appearance certain.
9. Steve Clark – Didn’t like the abrupt way he spoke to Darren Senter after conceding his 12th straight penalty late in a match in 2000. Has always had something against us. You don't speak rudely to a man who shows his pearly whites quite so often
8.. John Hopoate – Sloppa towed the line under Wayne Pearce. His only indiscretions were to perform a 4 minute WWF routine after scoring a try, giving the impetus for Penrith to come from 23 points down and being cited for 10 offences from a single game against Melbourne Storm. On the flip side, Sloppa boosted Balmain Junior League registrations by 67% in 2000 by putting his 24 kids into the Leichhardt Wanderers mix. Sloppa was corteous and managable until the despicable Lamb came along. Lamb was a bad influence, simple as that.
7. Martin Bullock – His recruitment criteria included
5. WTF Cheer Squad - Perhaps the only negative legacy of the last 18 months of success in Tigertown... A group of around 35 year 10 students who became fans in August 2005. The late inclusion of 3 middle aged women lorry drivers from Penrith Park has provided some maturity to the squad. Crayons, Masks, Fitzy Flags and Lego blocks are all present at regular meetings at Orange Grove Public School
4. Terry “My hammie is gone again” Hill - managed just 6 games in 4 seasons for his beloved Wests. Managed to single handedly win 5 of those games. Also managed to spit on coach Lamb 7 times after being told to run half a lap of Concord Oval.
3. Don Smallgoods – I was ardently behind the Don Smallgoods revolution at the club. I even bought a couple of extra kilos of Salami from the big fella each week. It was all encouraging until I became aware that a condition of their sponsorship agreement was that the club would oust the 1992 Fresh Salmonella Hot Dogs seller George. For those who dont know, George had sold the same brand of no frills hot dogs in his position on the walk down to Leichhardt Oval every match day for the past 14 seasons. During 2001, George was resigned to carrying the tomato sauce as part of the 4-man Panel Per station Super League Style system initiated by Don. Once Don had withdrawn his affiliation with the club, George was back as a one-man band and bouncing around with his mediocre meals on rusty wheels. That season there were record sales of 16 Hot Dogs and just 2 deaths resulting from food-poisoning.
2. Lamb/Langmack Coaching Dream Team – Lamb deserves a place of his own in the hall of shame for being the most despicable figure in the club's history. However, in this case it is befitting that he is joined by his similarly blind Bullfrog mate. I remember a photo in the Sunday paper with the two coaching gurus puffing their considerable guts out proclaiming they had brought the Bulldogs culture to the Tigers. Too right they did – a culture to despise. An atmosphere of poison Matty Reicked every time Terrance walked into Balmain Leagues. As each thumping loss and buffoon like selections rolled on, The Brewery Truck and Circus became reality for the terrible two.
1. Sattler the Seagull – Seagull strutted into the Tigers like a Million Dollar man. 13 seasons of failure at the Gulls, Easts and Penrith were seeminly atoned for by his accomplishment of running down the 16.75 seconds, 0.07 seconds faster then Covell, 100M-man Todd Byrne. Seagull Satts was ineffective in making 38 yards and 8 carries in most games, all the while greasing up Prince and Laffranchi. Satts stated on NRL on Fox in 2005 that Cartwright was the perfect man for a Head Job. He won’t last long if Satts gets his way.
I have ordered them in what i beleive is least to most detrimental to the club.
10. Radisson Maine Company – Fitted in perfectly with the ethos of the 2003 side. Claimed to have branches in New York, Paris, Jamaica, Barcelona but decided to operate out the back of a garage in cosmipolitan Sutherland. Didn’t you hear they enticed Nick Graham back by offering him a room? Little did we know that Radisson Maine would still be heroes. To pay off their debt of $36 that was outstanding from their 2003 sponsorship deal, the crafty pair agreed to compass a devious scheme to help the Tigers secure the 2005 premiership. And so The Masters of Deception met with Bible-bound Mander under the grandstand at Ctown on September 23rd 2005. As avid Saints supporters will tell you they were able to broker a deal which also involved Hansie Cronje, the Devil and a Benji Burger from leagues club. Mander was sold and a GF appearance certain.
9. Steve Clark – Didn’t like the abrupt way he spoke to Darren Senter after conceding his 12th straight penalty late in a match in 2000. Has always had something against us. You don't speak rudely to a man who shows his pearly whites quite so often
8.. John Hopoate – Sloppa towed the line under Wayne Pearce. His only indiscretions were to perform a 4 minute WWF routine after scoring a try, giving the impetus for Penrith to come from 23 points down and being cited for 10 offences from a single game against Melbourne Storm. On the flip side, Sloppa boosted Balmain Junior League registrations by 67% in 2000 by putting his 24 kids into the Leichhardt Wanderers mix. Sloppa was corteous and managable until the despicable Lamb came along. Lamb was a bad influence, simple as that.
7. Martin Bullock – His recruitment criteria included
- Must have a history of Off – Field Problems
- Must have a History of injury and suspension
- Must not be under the age of 30
- Must give 30 % of their wages to the Martin Bullock Lonely Fisherman’s club in Minto
5. WTF Cheer Squad - Perhaps the only negative legacy of the last 18 months of success in Tigertown... A group of around 35 year 10 students who became fans in August 2005. The late inclusion of 3 middle aged women lorry drivers from Penrith Park has provided some maturity to the squad. Crayons, Masks, Fitzy Flags and Lego blocks are all present at regular meetings at Orange Grove Public School
4. Terry “My hammie is gone again” Hill - managed just 6 games in 4 seasons for his beloved Wests. Managed to single handedly win 5 of those games. Also managed to spit on coach Lamb 7 times after being told to run half a lap of Concord Oval.
3. Don Smallgoods – I was ardently behind the Don Smallgoods revolution at the club. I even bought a couple of extra kilos of Salami from the big fella each week. It was all encouraging until I became aware that a condition of their sponsorship agreement was that the club would oust the 1992 Fresh Salmonella Hot Dogs seller George. For those who dont know, George had sold the same brand of no frills hot dogs in his position on the walk down to Leichhardt Oval every match day for the past 14 seasons. During 2001, George was resigned to carrying the tomato sauce as part of the 4-man Panel Per station Super League Style system initiated by Don. Once Don had withdrawn his affiliation with the club, George was back as a one-man band and bouncing around with his mediocre meals on rusty wheels. That season there were record sales of 16 Hot Dogs and just 2 deaths resulting from food-poisoning.
2. Lamb/Langmack Coaching Dream Team – Lamb deserves a place of his own in the hall of shame for being the most despicable figure in the club's history. However, in this case it is befitting that he is joined by his similarly blind Bullfrog mate. I remember a photo in the Sunday paper with the two coaching gurus puffing their considerable guts out proclaiming they had brought the Bulldogs culture to the Tigers. Too right they did – a culture to despise. An atmosphere of poison Matty Reicked every time Terrance walked into Balmain Leagues. As each thumping loss and buffoon like selections rolled on, The Brewery Truck and Circus became reality for the terrible two.
1. Sattler the Seagull – Seagull strutted into the Tigers like a Million Dollar man. 13 seasons of failure at the Gulls, Easts and Penrith were seeminly atoned for by his accomplishment of running down the 16.75 seconds, 0.07 seconds faster then Covell, 100M-man Todd Byrne. Seagull Satts was ineffective in making 38 yards and 8 carries in most games, all the while greasing up Prince and Laffranchi. Satts stated on NRL on Fox in 2005 that Cartwright was the perfect man for a Head Job. He won’t last long if Satts gets his way.
