Twizzle - Near death, yet with surprisingly little wisdom....
Timmah - Needs to chill out and not get so geniused over little things....
Willow - Headmaster. And not a kindly, well respected one...that bald, stern one with glasses and a neck wattle
El Diablo - It can be hard coming out of the closet, especially when you're a homophobe. Give the guy a break
Stagger Eel - Needs to post more. Good dude, for a midget
Raider_69 - Way better than that nick87 merkin. What a wanker he is...
millersnose - Political troll. I recommend getting a life. And maybe an education
newtownbluebags - RIP in Peace old merkin. Henson Park will never again sell as much KB
madunit - Is no longer quite as mad, and I cannot comment on his status as a unit. Good bloke. It's a shame, he used to be such a merkin....
Surely - The denizens of 4C are not people...also a Sharks fan I believe. Yucky.
fish_eel - Bit of a tosser at times, but seemed ok. Better than the PouPous that are currently invading Parramatta
Mong - Seems ok, for a 4C denizen
Everlovin' Antichrist - He's a lunatic. Funny f**ker, but if he could just admit he actually loves Rugby he would be a much happier person.
God King Dean - From Campbelltown. So I imagine he is poor, uneducated, porking a relative, dealing meth, and probably has some kind of murder/rape dungeon. I like him
Suitman - His name is accurate. If "suit" stands for "head up his own arse". Still better than most Eels dregs
Eelementary - I guess I'd do him
The Colonel - Top bloke. Used to be Corey Pearson, now he's just The Colonel
lockyno1 - I'm still waiting for a trip on his private jet to meet his fiancee and daughter in LA. Locky! You promised!
bartman - Can be a knob when he gets his knickers in a twist, but seems ok. Should spend less time in 4C because it is an abyss of despair and lunacy
Misanthrope - I envy his beard. And his lifestyle. I am still plotting just how I will murder him and steal his ident....I mean, good guy....
RufusRex - Who? Sounds like a poorly named mutt
strider - Good guy. Met him at 09 Grand Final.
Bazal - f**k this guy. Injury prone alcoholic. Basically Josh Dugan without the talent or the mans face tattooed on his inner thigh...until I get the right photo of Eele anyway...
blacktip_reefy - Mental, if it's the one I'm thinking of. If not....mental
Dani - Hmmm. What to say about Dani. Dani Dani Dani. Eh, she's ok I guess....
adamkungl - Is doing well. Being a short person and a Roosters fan has to be a heavy burden.
Mr Angry - Should be called Mr I Mellowed Out A Few Years Ago and Am No Longer As Angry. Is that too long?
Dutchy - Passionate ethnic Serb. Also homeless, so he does well to post at all.
TheParraboy - Needs to never, ever post who is going to win. Ever.
Frenzy. - Some Sharks fan. Probably mental, they all are you see
JessEel - BRING BACK MY FORUM WIFE OR I'LL START KILLING HOSTAGES!
Jason Maher - I'd be bitter and cranky too if I was a Dragons fan....
insaneink - I think I remember this dude. Maybe
BunniesMan - Supports AFL, so you know he's a supporter of gay rights. Has an amusing tendency to lead with his chin. It's adorable.
roopy - Dude knew everything about every lower grader ever to play in any competition anywhere. May have been a super computer
McLovin - Used to be a depraved, lewd, filthy, loudmouthed wanker. Sigh. Those were the days
Jimbo - One of the reasons computers in an asylum should be for staff only
wittyfan - Locky stole his schtick! Not a bad dude when he's not jacking it over some footy player
aussies1st - Likes cricket
Mr Saab - Pretty sure he has a Shaun Timmins poster above his bed, right?
Hallatia - Too many ovaries and such
Big Pete - f**k he's good, just ask him!
skeepe - I am so glad that there is someone out there who supports the referees in the incredibly tough task they have to perform every week. An unsung hero
Jobdog - He has a very large head. Like, massive
ozbash - Very dedicated to animal rights. He has a special relationship with his sheep.
Big Mick - The M should be a D
ParraEelsNRL - Some Eels fan, they all look the same
Ron Jeremy - Not actually Ron Jeremy. This is a disappointment. His alts are lame
Phillips - Really, really likes porn. I suppose there's not much else to do in Parkes.
. Great guy. 
