What else can go wrong?

[Grail]

f**k me you're a little ray of sunshine aren't you.

You forgot meteor hits team bus on the way to Shark Park and wipes out players.

I don't think any of that will come to fruition, well, not much of it - some might. But i'm just commenting on the OP. It's asking for trouble, and whilst I was exponentially increasing the possible fallout of this season, it was just highlighting my point. ;-)

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**k me you're a little ray of sunshine aren't you.

You forgot meteor hits team bus on the way to Shark Park and wipes out players.

It wouldn't help. We'd still have to pay their dodgy TPAs.

 

[ash411]

f**k me you're a little ray of sunshine aren't you.

You forgot meteor hits team bus on the way to Shark Park and wipes out players.

They'd probably put the cost of the bus on our cap too...

 

[Oscarman]

They'd probably put the cost of the bus on our cap too...

And the funeral expenses.

 

[strider]

They'd probably put the cost of the bus on our cap too...

And send any survivors to the judiciary for recklessly driving into a meteor shower

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And send any survivors to the judiciary for recklessly driving into a meteor shower

And the club reverts to form and takes the early guilty plea.

 

[emjaycee]

They'd probably put the cost of the bus on our cap too...

And the funeral expenses.

And send any survivors to the judiciary for recklessly driving into a meteor shower

And the club reverts to form and takes the early guilty plea.

Aww, youse are just being silly now.

 

[ash411]

Aww, youse are just being silly now.

...but are we though?

 

[eels_fan]

I have no doubt the cost/value of Semi's Bronx apartment is going on our cap now

 

[ash411]

I have no doubt the cost/value of Semi's Bronx apartment is going on our cap now

They're re-opening Parra jail aren't they? Maybe if he's guilty we could swing him weekday detention, and he could get weekends out to play footy?

I'm joking goddammit

 

[Gronk]

Here ya go merkins. Someone with too much time on their hands has chronologized our annus horribilis. PS I'm not real happy about his little anecdotes just quietly.

 

[I bleed blue & gold]

Here ya go merkins. Someone with too much time on their hands has chronologized our annus horribilis. PS I'm not real happy about his little anecdotes just quietly.

I guarentee that guys still a virgin.

 

[ash411]

We had a nice time between the 31st of may and the 18th of June... ahhh memories..

 

[forward pass]

He still missed Juniors 3rd grade rugby debut and his road rage incident (which may have been last year). Still not a complete list !

 

[Gronk]

Scott Bailey ‏@BooBaileyTele 37m37 minutes ago
Well @TheParraEels fans you cant say this year hasn't been a hell of a ride. My art for tomorrow's @telegraph_sport

 

[Fearless Freeman]

Shit! and we are still coming around about third in the comp (after all that negative stuff).
Any chance of Brad Arthur being "Coach of the Year"? No way because it seems that the award must go to "Super Coach" Bennett or some other coach with a host of SOO players in their team -- who have not had any real challenges at all but a host of top players in their team(s).

 

[Mr Angry]

That list needs an update, come on what else could go wrong?

Punch up between team mates, during a wife swap.

 

[Gronk]

I think no Hayne, no Foz, no Semi, no Normz would have the fear factor right now.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Im thinking a couple of season ending injuries due to a high five gone wrong is on the cards.

 

[hineyrulz]

Im thinking a couple of season ending injuries due to a high five gone wrong is on the cards.

We lack the experience to do the high 5's, it was just some Seppo Bullshit brought in by the West Indies.