What has happened to this once great club?

[Gary Gutful]

How about taking a different approach and enjoy the sensations of just opening up your butthole a bit and letting that sensual spray of water tickle the rim of your ass, it can be quite sexual?
You can touch yourself at the same time, maybe even imagine its a little golden shower.
Youll never go back once youve spent a bit of time with one.

No deal Casper.

 

[The Phelan Folly]

This is a quality thread. I'll give it 4 gaping anuses out of five.

 

[Malabar Eel]

nothings changed from last season...you guys are still talking sh#t.

 

[strider]

Its all quality here

 

[Green River Eel]

No deal Casper.

The doors of our kingdom are always open for you Gazza, you've always known that, We've got some compost that will blow your mind little brother.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Sorry mate. I'm busy washing my hair.

 

[Green River Eel]

Sorry mate. I'm busy washing my hair.

What type of shampoo are you using Gary?
Can i suggest something with tea tree oil and natural coconut oil, you dont want to be damaging your the structure of your scalp and hair.
Do you have any scalp issues at present like dandruff or an itchy scalp?

 

[hindy111]

Sorry mate. I'm busy washing my hair.

Pubic? Try a little butter so soften them up

 

[strider]

What type of shampoo are you using Gary?
Can i suggest something with tea tree oil and natural coconut oil, you dont want to be damaging your the structure of your scalp and hair.
Do you have any scalp issues at present like dandruff or an itchy scalp?

You know, I use a coconut based deodorant ... works a treat - never a stinky pit on me

 

[84 Baby]

What type of shampoo are you using Gary?
Can i suggest something with tea tree oil and natural coconut oil, you dont want to be damaging your the structure of your scalp and hair.
Do you have any scalp issues at present like dandruff or an itchy scalp?

TBH I assumed you were going to suggest goat semen or something to that effect. Keep up the good work GRE

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You know, I use a coconut based deodorant ... works a treat - never a stinky pit on me

I use a couple of splashes of Gary's urine. It's a real aphrodisiac. At least it is for me. The ladies are less enthused about it.

 

[Green River Eel]

TBH I assumed you were going to suggest goat semen or something to that effect. Keep up the good work GRE

Funny you mention goat seamen 84, i was involved in a sudanese goat breeding study about two decades ago, they can produce a lot more seamen than one would give them credit for and can be bought to climax within 1 minute.

 

[Green River Eel]

You know, I use a coconut based deodorant ... works a treat - never a stinky pit on me

Nice one Strider, it works wonders coconut oil, its why the islanders have such nice skin.
Do you apply it yourself or have a friend apply it?

 

[Green River Eel]

I use a couple of splashes of Gary's urine. It's a real aphrodisiac. At least it is for me. The ladies are less enthused about it.

Straight from Gary's penis?
Fresh urine can be very nourishing depending on who you talk to.

 

[strider]

Nice one Strider, it works wonders coconut oil, its why the islanders have such nice skin.
Do you apply it yourself or have a friend apply it?

I get my girlfriend to apply it when my wife pops out of the house

 

[hindy111]

Funny you mention goat seamen 84, i was involved in a sudanese goat breeding study about two decades ago, they can produce a lot more seamen than one would give them credit for and can be bought to climax within 1 minute.

1 minute, bloody hell is Gary a goat?

 

[hindy111]

I use a couple of splashes of Gary's urine. It's a real aphrodisiac. At least it is for me. The ladies are less enthused about it.

I understand, especially if it was fresh. Gary has a lot of pressure.

 

[hindy111]

Nice one Strider, it works wonders coconut oil, its why the islanders have such nice skin.
Do you apply it yourself or have a friend apply it?

I admit i was at an islander friends house and he had coconut shampoo. I couldnt help but giggle

 

[Poupou Escobar]

After Gary has been around my place I normally wring it out of the bath towels into an ice cream container.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I admit i was at an islander friends house and he had coconut shampoo. I couldnt help but giggle

He only does that so merkins go "Ooh, is that coconut I smell?" and then he can knock them out for being racist.