What has happened to this once great club?

[Gary Gutful]

Will someone have the kahunas to tell Strider that he smells like rotten coconut?

 

[Green River Eel]

Has anybody even cut a nice cold coconut open on a hot day and pushed their testies through the opening and just kicked back and let the chilled coconut water cool down their blood flow before drinking it or offering it to somebody else?
Its a custom in the south of Fiji.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I'm not sure that's entirely true.

 

[bartman]

Sounds like the reason Jarryd quit NFL to play Fiji rugby 7s...

 

[T.S Quint]

Seems that in the end this thread got what it deserves.

The LU Parra forum has done it again. Well done lads.

 

[Green River Eel]

Seems that in the end this thread got what it deserves.

The LU Parra forum has done it again. Well done lads.

Apologies for having a laugh TS.

 

[T.S Quint]

Apologies for having a laugh TS.

No apologies necessary.
I'm laughing along with you.

 

[Green River Eel]

No apologies necessary.
I'm laughing along with you.

Aaaah, sweet, well happy days then, its been a long off season thats for sure.

 

[84 Baby]

Funny you mention goat seamen 84, i was involved in a sudanese goat breeding study about two decades ago, they can produce a lot more seamen than one would give them credit for and can be bought to climax within 1 minute.

Were you in Sudan or were the goats just from Sudan?
Plus seamen or semen? Or Sea-MEN?

 

[Green River Eel]

Were you in Sudan or were the goats just from Sudan?
Plus seamen or semen? Or Sea-MEN?

At a Sudanese blokes place in Fairfield, just breeds em out of his garden and has people bring other goats over to be sired and also sells frozen goat sperm.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I tried the coconut/testicle thing. Very refreshing.

Probably should have waited until I left woolies...

 

[strider]

At a Sudanese blokes place in Fairfield, just breeds em out of his garden and has people bring other goats over to be sired and also sells frozen goat sperm.

So what does goat sperm retail for these days? .... how is it sold? - by the teaspoon, cup, litre?

 

[hindy111]

So what does goat sperm retail for these days? .... how is it sold? - by the teaspoon, cup, litre?

Per squirt is my guess.

 

[carson]

I tried the coconut/testicle thing. Very refreshing.

Probably should have waited until I left woolies...

That's why Jamie picks Woolies...

 

[Gronk]

You know, I use a coconut based deodorant ... works a treat - never a stinky pit on me

Lesbian @ #womansmarch

 

[strider]

Lesbian @ #womansmarch

Pretty sure those lasses dont use any deodorant

 

[hindy111]

Pretty sure those lasses dont use any deodorant

Neither do my Aunties. This is getting worse

 

[Gary Gutful]

Are there any other fruits that are worth dipping your gonads in?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Are those chillies fruits or vegetables?

 

[strider]

Are those chillies fruits or vegetables?

Definitely fruits .... i hear its good for your circulation. Give it a crack gary