What is the most useless job society has?

[Lambretta]

Not sure what the single most useless f**king job is - but I have a candidate for the most useless bludge f**k company in the entire Universe

It was the Potato Marketing Board

Yep, some f**k knuckle in the UK actually set up a company designed to market the benefits of potatos to the English - a nation steeped in the eating of chips, chips, spam, sausage, egg, chips and spam.

What a f**king bludge. All they did was look at the sales of potatos (which almost f**king outstrips demand in England) and tell themselves what a great job they were doing. Great job? Huh, all the bastards needed to do to increase sales was pin prick holes in condoms in the North of England and within weeks there'd be a spike in chip eating as the greasy, fat f**k pregnant mums started eating for two.

Something dodgy must have happened in recent years though, as the Potato Marketing Board has been replaced by the Potato Council. The Potato Council differs from the Potato Marketing Board in that they dont "market" potatos, rather they "support the potato industry". By that I'm assuming they either turn themselves into seats for the potato industry to sit on - or they sit on the sides of fields willing the potatos to grow faster. Either way, that's f**king rubbish and I bet they paid a consultant 15 million pounds to come in for a week and restructure their entire organisation by dreaming up a crappier, less amusing name and by hiring a web designer to create a site pretending they do stuff.

f**king useless to the core the lot of them.

 

[Mr Angry]

sit on the sides of fields willing the potatos to grow faster

We now know what Millers does for a living.

 

[Lambretta]

so who takes eggs to a pop concert ?

Someone who appreciates comedy more than pop music

It should be mandatory at a Justin Beiber concert

 

[Twizzle]

f**k me it's Jamie Soward

except Bees can probably tackle

 

[Goldfields_Titans]

marketeers

 

[Lambretta]

marketeers

'alf pound o' apples, get yer apples 'ere, loveleeee juiceeeee apples

Those types of marketeers?
What's wrong? Duntcha like apples?

 

[Mr Angry]

Billy....Dolly is in town.

I will always love you.....

Fire up

 

[Cliffhanger]

Real music is one of the most important things in the world.

Real music is a vehicle for social change. It's powerful, though provoking and gives you a message. Music is how an artist communicates his or her stories, ideals, pain etc.

A musicians job is to create art, and we need art to inspire us.

In answer to your question the most useless profession is psychics. Firstly, they are full of shit, secondly, nobody needs to know what's gonna happen in the future.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

In answer to your question the most useless profession is psychics. Firstly, they are full of shit, secondly, nobody needs to know what's gonna happen in the future.

WTF? Without physics madam you and I would not be having this conversation on the internetz. You would probably be washing your master's undergarments and I'd be dead having past the average life expectancy of 31.

 

[muzby]

secondly, nobody needs to know what's gonna happen in the future.

c'mon cliffy...

if a strange old man stopped off in a delorean and gave you one of these, you'd change your tune

 

[Cliffhanger]

WTF? Without physics madam you and I would not be having this conversation on the internetz. You would probably be washing your master's undergarments and I'd be dead having past the average life expectancy of 31.

I never said anything about physics, I said psychics, nice try though, but fail troll, is fail troll.

 

[Cliffhanger]

c'mon cliffy...

if a strange old man stopped off in a delorean and gave you one of these, you'd change your tune

That's cheating, and it's not clever cheating because it just gets handed to you, when I cheat at least I have to be clever and sneaky.

 

[adamkungl]

Real music is one of the most important things in the world.

Real music is a vehicle for social change. It's powerful, though provoking and gives you a message. Music is how an artist communicates his or her stories, ideals, pain etc.

A musicians job is to create art, and we need art to inspire us.

Meh. For some people, maybe. I tend to refer to them as hippies. For me music is no more important or powerful than video games, television, whatever. Purely entertainment. Which I personally regard as important, but not exactly on a worldly level. Then again, I don't really give a shit about most things on a worldly level.

In answer to your question the most useless profession is psychics. Firstly, they are full of shit, secondly, nobody needs to know what's gonna happen in the future.

facepalm does not begin to describe...

edit: LOL sorry cliffy, I read it as physics as well :lol: fmd

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I never said anything about physics, I said psychics, nice try though, but fail troll, is fail troll.

Well I'll be damned. The great AG is wrong for once. But then again knowing your track record on spelling you could forgive me for making a once in a lifetime error.

And technically, it could be said that a psychic is not a job. It may be a way of earning a living but not a job.

And, FTR, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean they are a troll, it means they are right.

 

[myanonymoususername]

My nomination for most useless job = Cronulla Sharks trophy polisher.

 

[Cliffhanger]

Well I'll be damned. The great AG is wrong for once. But then again knowing your track record on spelling you could forgive me for making a once in a lifetime error.

And technically, it could be said that a psychic is not a job. It may be a way of earning a living but not a job.

And, FTR, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean they are a troll, it means they are right.

Go f**k yourself, deluded one!

Even if you did assume I spelled it wrong, the post elaborated on what I meant.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Go f**k yourself, deluded one!

Even if you did assume I spelled it wrong, the post elaborated on what I meant.

The post elaborated on predicting the future which is a primary role of the physicist.

Combining this undeniable fact with your propensity to be lax with your spelling my error is understandable; although a strange and unique experience.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I very rarely make any spelling or grammatical errors. You on the other hand, quite frequently fail use 'your' and 'you're' correctly.

 

[muzby]

your both inn the rong. eye am always seeing ewe both correct the other won on there posts and it makes me wont two poke myself inn the i.

may bee ewe should both take lessons from me inn howe two right things proper like.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I very rarely make any spelling or grammatical errors.

You on the other hand, quite frequently fail use 'your' and 'you're' correctly.

Exhibit A.

A comma, or a semi-colon, is required at the end of fail. Alternatively, begin a new sentence at that point.

I often tone down the grammatical accuracy of my posts so that they can be understood by the less intelligent using this forum. You're ;-) intelligence is the benchmark that I use.