What is the most useless job society has?

[soc123_au]

This will be the 4th vote for influencers. The Penrith boys agree with me.
If we all would have killed 1 each every month, we'd be rid of them by now and I could vote for something else.
But oh no . . . we can't be killing them, can we ? . . . won't somebody think of the children !!!
Seriously . . . so exactly what else runs thru your minds when you see them on telly ?

I think you might be on to something. Surely no jury would convict?

 

[The Rosco]

I think you might be on to something. Surely no jury would convict?

I know, right ?
All you'd have to do is show the judge video of some bimbo with daffy duck lips and Phil Gould cheeks taking pictures of her fkkn $595 "therapy pillow" made from the pubic hair clippings of 200 native virgins from an undiscovered village in the Brazilian rainforest. Fkkn hippies.
Anyway, no respectable human would disagree with the culling program outlined above. Even the woke.
#makeithappen.

 

[Vic Mackey]

Buyers Agents

 

[Willow]

Meanwhile some dickhead strums a guitar, young ladies throw eggs, the world has more peeps.

I want my flying car

Flying cars would be part of the robot car future, surely. Human driver will become the most useless job in society.

 

[Mr Angry]

Then there always terminators, sadly we think it, it happens.

Perhaps Marvel will save us, they do like an Aussie, Thor, Wolverine and my favourite ANZAC''
Don't be Doug...

 

[Mr Angry]

I still want my pill you young punks.

A complete like roast meal, some brocolli, coliflower, some gravey in a pill.

Maybe a Pho soup, an eye steak, in a pill.

Eggs, bacon, mushrooms, fried tomatoe, an maybe a sausague in a fregin pill.

Ramen soup, that is awesome, in a f**king pill.

I love lots of meals...but am truly over having to do it so much.

Make me a pill, I am over having to eat, it is now a chore.

The pill has to work, does not need to taste like anything,just have the same nutrients etc, that the chore requires, a salad even.

Cannot be bull.

Why can we not do this yet?

Flying car never happening for me.

Next gen sux, maybe the next, but then they will bought up you soft merkins.

I WANT MY PILL.

 

[Mr Angry]

I did like Spacefood sticks as kid.

But it ain't enough.

They wallow in self pity and invent nothing.

You are all just comsumers....

grrrr...

 

[Nealo 12]

Psychiatrist treating Mr Angry

 

[Twizzle]

I have noticed in a few shows when they want to torture someone to get them to talk. You put them in a room a blast heavy metal music at them.

Music as torture. I found a use.

Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

 

[Mr Angry]

So I guess I wont be seeing you at the Big Day Out next Sunday.

I'm a musician btw.

Sure that paid your bills. I reckon you do something else.

Then again Brittany Spears made millions preying on youth, well her dad did.

 

[Mr Angry]

Psychiatrist treating Mr Angry

Never Gunna happen, but nice call.

 

[Twizzle]

Sure that paid your bills. I reckon you do something else.

of course, music isn't always about money, some may even describe it as an interest or a hobby

so I guess you were never blessed with the ability to play

 

[Mr Angry]

Elvis had hips, as if a band member matters.

To exploit teenagers one must be sexy.

Playing piano or saxophone is irrelevant.

 

[Twizzle]

To exploit teenagers one must be sexy.

thank you