What Phrases and Words Make You See Red?

[nöyd]

I see this a lot in YouTube comments especially, when someone is trying to express how much they are laughing/have laughed by declaring that they are either dead or dying.

Eg. "lol omg I'm dying" or simply "I'm dead".

No you're not. But if you want to die I can certainly help you with whatever you need.

merkins.

 

[Fire]

"Literally" - often used by drama queens.

"Whilst" instead of "while" - often used by people who want to sound more intelligent than they really are.

 

[Sans Souci Sainter]

"Literally" - often used by drama queens.

"Whilst" instead of "while" - often used by people who want to sound more intelligent than they really are.

The overuse of the word “literally” also shits me.

 

[Bring back John Fifita]

Anything and everything dubbed "insert-word"-Gate.

 

[nöyd]

what the f**k is this 'yeah the boys" shit

merkins

 

[horrie hastings]

Yeah No

 

[Bring back John Fifita]

Watching the cricket...

"Soft Call"
"Rock and Roll"

and of course...

"Maximum"

 

[YoHadrian]

I'm 'rooting' for them or Who do you 'root' for?
.

Yank-ism.

 

[captain kaos]

Pissmops who say PROD-JECT instead of PRO-JECT.

Even the goose in the toyota hilux ad says it BOTH ways in the space of 10 seconds.

Another one. PROSS-CESS instead of PRO-CESS.

Now for something completely different. "Thats a peach of a delivery/catch/whatever". A f**king peach? Shitty crappy tasting stone fruit which serves no purpose except for being ammo in food fights. Ha.

 

[Parra]

Pissmops who say PROD-JECT instead of PRO-JECT.

Even the goose in the toyota hilux ad says it BOTH ways in the space of 10 seconds.

Another one. PROSS-CESS instead of PRO-CESS.

Now for something completely different. "Thats a peach of a delivery/catch/whatever". A f**king peach? Shitty crappy tasting stone fruit which serves no purpose except for being ammo in food fights. Ha.

I was right with you until the peaches.

 

[roofromoz]

Anything and everything dubbed "insert-word"-Gate.

 

[captain kaos]

y'all.

f**king americans.

 

[Eion]

Don’t know if this has made the 20 pages or so but “versing”.

As in “the sharks are versing the eels on Saturday.” All the kids say it and I can’t f**king stand it. It’s “playing” you degenerates.

 

[Travitoh]

Guesstimate.
An estimate is already a guess! It is unnecessary and adds nothing to the meaning of estimate.

 

[counterpuncher]

The women on dating apps etc. looking for a "partner in crime".

In reality have barely even copped a parking ticket and would want nothing to do with blokes that actually do have a criminal record...

 

[captain kaos]

UNMISSABLE

CANT BE UNSEEN

some merkin must enjoy mutilating the english language

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

"You won't believe what happens next".

 

[horrie hastings]

Devo

 

[captain kaos]

Devo

great band.

 

[horrie hastings]

great band.

Lol, yes I thought that when I posted.