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well? i know we've all done some incredibly stupid things before. i know i have... you know i have. i have done some insanely stupid things in my time but unfortunately my memory isnt as good as id like it to be. probably not as bad as twizzle's memory because hes a senile old twat.
hmm ill get things going but i have a mental blank:
one time when i was about 6 or so there was this rose bush thorn thingy around the side of our garage and wasps used to live in there. one day i grabbed a long stick and started beating the shit out of the whole bush. because i was a kid i didnt recognise danger all that well and there were wasps flying all around my head but i kept whacking away. a wasp landed right on my nose and i stopped and just look at it on the tip of my nose and then...*STING!!!!!* i screamed like a little girl. i remember it hurt a hell of alot.
one time at school i was running down to assembly and i fell down about 5 steps and absolutely hammered myself. one second i was runnign the next second i was rolling down stairs. when i was done hammering myself i looked around to make sure no-one saw but there was a group of girls that were late to assembly too. in a lot of pain i just stood up and proclaimed " OW my arm!" and ran the hell out of there.
one time we ( kincumber colts) were playing a game against budgewoi and we were getting hammered and i let a really piss weak try in and i got up enraged at myself and decided to boot the shit out of the pad on the goal post. unfortunately i missed the pad and got the bit where the pad isnt. i fell to the ground in agony and was carried off the field and didnt play for the rest of the game. my foot was so swollen and bruised.
one time me and 2 of my mates decided to make a petrol bomb out of an empty long neck. we were wandering around bensville at about 12 at night looking for a good spot to launch it. when we found out spot we put the cloth in the top and set the cloth on fire. being stupid little bastards it didnt really bother us that we got petrol everywhere when we were filling up the bottle back at my house. by everywhere i mean that it was all over our arms and all over the bottle. when we lit the cloth the bottle was covered in flames instantly and so were my hands. i shat myself and threw the thing at the ground right in the middle of us and it exploded all over our feet. so now were all screaming with our legs on fire and my hands on fire. luckily the area we chose was bensville wharf! so we all jumped in the water. none of us had any hair on our legs and we stank of petrol so terribly.
when i was really little i was climbing this tree in the wetlands next to my house and it was a feeble looking thing but it wouldve looked big to a 5 year old i reckon it was about 5 metres high. i got to the top and it just bent right over and then after a short while of me hanging on for dear life it snapped and thats all i remember. i woke up later and vomitted everywhere and felt very sick. i mustve had concussion.
cant remember anything else for now. post away boys and girls!
hmm ill get things going but i have a mental blank:
one time when i was about 6 or so there was this rose bush thorn thingy around the side of our garage and wasps used to live in there. one day i grabbed a long stick and started beating the shit out of the whole bush. because i was a kid i didnt recognise danger all that well and there were wasps flying all around my head but i kept whacking away. a wasp landed right on my nose and i stopped and just look at it on the tip of my nose and then...*STING!!!!!* i screamed like a little girl. i remember it hurt a hell of alot.
one time at school i was running down to assembly and i fell down about 5 steps and absolutely hammered myself. one second i was runnign the next second i was rolling down stairs. when i was done hammering myself i looked around to make sure no-one saw but there was a group of girls that were late to assembly too. in a lot of pain i just stood up and proclaimed " OW my arm!" and ran the hell out of there.
one time we ( kincumber colts) were playing a game against budgewoi and we were getting hammered and i let a really piss weak try in and i got up enraged at myself and decided to boot the shit out of the pad on the goal post. unfortunately i missed the pad and got the bit where the pad isnt. i fell to the ground in agony and was carried off the field and didnt play for the rest of the game. my foot was so swollen and bruised.
one time me and 2 of my mates decided to make a petrol bomb out of an empty long neck. we were wandering around bensville at about 12 at night looking for a good spot to launch it. when we found out spot we put the cloth in the top and set the cloth on fire. being stupid little bastards it didnt really bother us that we got petrol everywhere when we were filling up the bottle back at my house. by everywhere i mean that it was all over our arms and all over the bottle. when we lit the cloth the bottle was covered in flames instantly and so were my hands. i shat myself and threw the thing at the ground right in the middle of us and it exploded all over our feet. so now were all screaming with our legs on fire and my hands on fire. luckily the area we chose was bensville wharf! so we all jumped in the water. none of us had any hair on our legs and we stank of petrol so terribly.
when i was really little i was climbing this tree in the wetlands next to my house and it was a feeble looking thing but it wouldve looked big to a 5 year old i reckon it was about 5 metres high. i got to the top and it just bent right over and then after a short while of me hanging on for dear life it snapped and thats all i remember. i woke up later and vomitted everywhere and felt very sick. i mustve had concussion.
cant remember anything else for now. post away boys and girls!
Like when your tennis ball rolls into the sewer, but on a bit bigger scale...
