My oldest nickname is 'banana' apparently is rhymes with Sanna.
At work I got the nickname 'Martha' because I made awesome brownies and cupcakes and brought them into work.
Other nicknames I got at work were 'muscles' (because of my muscles) and 'spanner' (because it rhymes with 'Sanna' when you pronounce it right and possibly because I'm a tool.)
In year 7 I got the nicknames "politics" (because I argued too much), 'Einstein' (because I used to always have the answers to the teachers' questions). In year 9 I got the nickname 'ultra violent Rooster because I thought UV stood for 'ultra-violent', I also got the nickname 'Chief' (because I was footy mad back then and had a great memory for stats and random facts.
One of my friends called me "c**k gobbler" on a few occasions which is strange, because she's a massive whore not me. Another one of my friends calls me 'Cliffhanger' and 'Spider Woman' (because I climb).