Who are the Cronulla Sharks

[Vossy]

He ran away! I wonder if he will be back after they get done on Saturday!

see, possible wrong answers confused him..so he did a runner..

(couldnt be stuffed working it out, to much effort, so it was a random guess)

 

[Sam Shark]

Whats the difference between Cronulla and a light bulb?
A light bulb can switch on


Whats the difference between Steve Rogers , Andew Ettinghausen and Jason Stevens.
Nothing theyve all never won.


Whats the difference between cronulla park and Kogarah Jubilee.
About 10000 kilos of sh*t.



Whats the difference between a kitchen and cronulla leagues
A kitchen has cups

Gee, they're good jokes. How about some of these - sorry, not QUITE as good as yours:

What's the difference between Kogarah Oval, WIN Stadium and ANZ Stadium?
Nothing, they're all the homeground of the Stains :lol:

What's the difference between Kogarah and Adelaide?
Nothing a few years down the track :lol:

 

[Master Baiter]

why do pigeons fly upside down over kogarah?

cause the dragons arent worth sh**ting on

 

[Ausguy]

haha funny thread....

he said $10 increased by 100% = what?

any good at algebra juan?

lets see....

$10 has a value (Y if u like)

0 has no value (Z if you like)

so

Y x 100% = $10 (still)

y x 200% = $20 (yes thats double Y)

therefore

Z x 100% = $0

Z x 200% = $0 (yep still zero)

ya get it now juanafugginshudup?

 

[DJShaksta]

Whats the difference between cronulla park and Kogarah Jubilee.

A couple of things actually.
1. Our fence is still up.
2. Cronulla park as you put it, actually has football games played on it.

 

[Ausguy]

shark park had 15 names???

ok juan... name em and i will give u all the respect u deserve....

 

[Tucky]

This should be good!:roll:

 

[Frenzy.]

Juan Farkall
Juan Pharkall
juanfarkall
juanfarkall1967

Highly original

Mind you, schools out and he won't have access to a computer to see anything till Monday I suppose

 

[grandorient]

Hmph,

OK you guys, don't rub it in.

I fully realise the Saints/Steelers isn't the StGeorge of old. F*ck what do ya do, why we ever merged has still got me f*cked, we could have easily stood alone.

Oh well, as still as they still sport the red V, it's as good as it's goning to get.

GO

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

poor bastards.

 

[dolph_sharkphin]

I have no real issue when trolls come into the Sharks forum and bring some witty, fitting, banter. Heck, I even get a laugh out of it sometimes, I mean some of the trolls have a sense of humour and even show some smarts. None of this, by the way, applies to the current trolls dasupawhatever and juanfarkall. Pathetic guys. Just pathetic. Seems like we've found the bottom of the barrel belonging to the merged scum. Try harder next time lads.