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All our private planes are parked in Redfern. They have to be there when it rains like today.Where's that?
All our private planes are parked in Redfern. They have to be there when it rains like today.Where's that?
This 50ouffs thing is fairly cute. The vitriol is a little odd though, I find, given that I think Souths fans have been very quiet around here save for 1 or 2. As someone who has sat back and watched it comes across as quite petty and maybe a little misguided. Anyhow, good luck to you all. I think you'll find that you're only talking amongst yourselves anyway. And who am I to tell anyone the ways in which to amuse yourself?
so I gave the valet parking dude a $200 tip to take good care of the beemer while I'm away - I asked him to make sure the white bunny member '11 sticker is kept nice n clean - I've checked in to the First Class lounge at the airport - I'm flying to London for an important business conference. I'm not one to brag but I look hot as man, hot as!! Especially cos I'm wearing the Black Limited Edition BIG20 hoodie!!So anyway, I've got the whole section of the plane to myself cos I'm the only one who can afford to travel 1st class on this flight so I recline back in my leather seat and these 3 sh*t hot blonde stewardesses have been attending to me with wine, beer and food. I can tell they've noticed the huge biceps, the hell hot gluteus maximus and iron pecs - but most of they've noticed the unmissable, irrisistable BIG20! So we level off at 40,000 ft and I'm hopin' to get some sleep but then they come up to me and tell me they want a piece of the BIG20 first!! DAM!! To my surprise one of them draws the aisle curtains and goes over to the PA and announces : "ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seat belts because we are expecting some heavy turbulence for the next BIG20 minutes"!! The rest as they say is history - during those BIG20 minutes we nearly made it half way to London and yep, we sure did have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters
Planes don't fly when it's raining - all LOL@50uff$ fans know that.All our private planes are parked in Redfern. They have to be there when it rains like today.
Been waiting ages for a story like this, and you've delivered, love it.
Now time for someone to put their own creative spin on this story
I'm one of those annoying merkins that wash your windscreen at traffic lights. I live in my car.so I gave the valet parking dude a $200 tip to take good care of the beemer while I'm away - I asked him to make sure the white bunny member '11 sticker is kept nice n clean
The furthest I've been from Redfern is Dapto when I caught the wrong bus on the way to centrelink.I've checked in to the First Class lounge at the airport - I'm flying to London for an important business conference.
I've worn the same urine soaked clothes for 6 weeks.I'm not one to brag but I look hot as man, hot as!! Especially cos I'm wearing the Black Limited Edition BIG20 hoodie!!
I watched Lost last night. It was cold sitting outside Bing Lee but the soup kitchen was closed.So anyway, I've got the whole section of the plane to myself cos I'm the only one who can afford to travel 1st class on this flight so I recline back in my leather seat
Three toothless whores who give me freebies shared their Mcdonalds with me.these 3 sh*t hot blonde stewardesses have been attending to me with wine, beer and food.
They exchange sex for cigarette butts.I can tell they've noticed the huge biceps, the hell hot gluteus maximus and iron pecs - but most of they've noticed the unmissable, irrisistable BIG20!
We got high on glue. I lost my pants and my baby carrot sized penis was exposed.So we level off at 40,000 ft and I'm hopin' to get some sleep but then they come up to me and tell me they want a piece of the BIG20 first!!
A body of water.DAM!!
The Police arrived and took us away in a paddywagon. We went over a few speed bumps on the way into Redfern lockup.To my surprise one of them draws the aisle curtains and goes over to the PA and announces : "ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seat belts because we are expecting some heavy turbulence for the next BIG20 minutes"!!
History will tell you that souths haven't won a premiership in 40 years and don't look likely to win one in the next 40. lol@50uff$TID.The rest as they say is history - during those BIG20 minutes we nearly made it half way to London and yep, we sure did have a good ole lol@lol@southsposters
It's getting serviced at the BIG20 hangar
This guy is a big fan of the numbers, but even he has to laugh at the BIG20.
Mind you, he's only been around since 1972 so he is yet another one of the countless millions who have never seen souths achieve a thing.
lol@50uff$!