Why lord of the rings is crap

[millersnose]

If I want to escape, any old James Bond novel (not the lousy movies) can provide three times the value, with none of the boring bits about why it's bad to wander through the Deserts Of Scrofula. And James Bond has sex in his adventures, unlike that twerp Aragormless, who could have been laid about six times during the course of the three movies, but instead comes away with, in total, a kiss from Aerosmith's vocalist's daughter, and a hug from that gay-looking elf kid Legless.

 

[madunit]

hahaha

Why did you watch it at all? There's no way I could watch shit like that.

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

they are awesome movies.. as prooved by the millions and millions of fans and the 11 oscars ROTK won.

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

Yay, my 'location' is part of a thread

 

[Alba]

i fell asleep trying to watch the first one #-o

 

[Chicken_Hunter]

Eh.. what is with this forum and people with crap taste in movies? :roll:

 

[Daffy]

i watched the 2nd one on box office the other day wasnt that great but having a couple of cones and watching gollum would be gold

 

[bubs]

Unbelievable.
This thread coming from a Sharks supporter as well.
LOTR movies are the best movies EVER. Absolute classics.
If you didn't enjoy these movies, you need a brain transplant.
Let me guess Millers. You thought Jackass was a good movie eh. #-o #-o #-o

 

[Raider_69]

great movies

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

terrible movies

 

[xXSANDYXx]

theyre toooooooooo long :sleeper:

 

[Raider_69]

my god
some people in here are unbelieveable!
the movies are long but entertaining

 

[Weasels Ripped My Flesh]

that describes my penis

 

[budz]

Let me guess Millers. You thought Jackass was a good movie eh. #-o #-o #-o

Na..........he is older, so he will probably like the older movies.

 

[Evilgrowler]

At least Jackass was short and entertaining.

 

[Megalomaniac]

:shock: :shock:

I'm shocked!! LOTR is a work of art!! Try reading the trilogy...in my opinion, the book is always better

 

[Evilgrowler]

I'm sure the trilogy is good and you're right, the book is generally better, but I tried to sit through the first movie with my and son and I was soon ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

 

[Megalomaniac]

Yeah I agree Evilgrowler. The first movie was too 'introductory-driven'. The Two Towers and The Return of the King was awesome though. Had a bit more action, but again, can't compare to the book.

 

[Evilgrowler]

The first movie put me off the rest. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no interest in seeing the others.

 

[Phillips]

they go for too long and get boring at times (eg. to much talking) and battle scenes are too long also #-o