will gus write his piece next monday ?

[SANDMAN078]

good call frenzy , start a thread on potential signage for the game.

 

[battler]

How about these for signs (although maybe a bit long)

"Hey Gus, just because Ricky won a comp with the Roosters and you couldn't don't hate the Sharks"

"Hey Gus, How much did you lose on NSW the other night after declaring them on radio all morning then changing your mind when the Blues were down"

"Gus if you hate Rugby Leageu so much just quit"

 

[Qld-Sharkie]

How about these for signs (although maybe a bit long)

"Hey Gus, just because Ricky won a comp with the Roosters and you couldn't don't hate the Sharks"

"Hey Gus, How much did you lose on NSW the other night after declaring them on radio all morning then changing your mind when the Blues were down"

"Gus if you hate Rugby Leageu so much just quit"

I like the last one....
How about
1) Hey Gus...Want some cheese with that whine??
2) Hey Gus... It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it.
3) Ricky & the Sharks players & fans admire your verbal ineptitude
4) Hey Gus...Love us or hate us-either way its an obsession!
5) Gus Gould - He always harbours a grudge against anyone he has wronged.
6) Gus Gould - He has all the characteristics of a dog except loyalty
7) Hey Gus... In the fight between you and the world, back the world
8) Hey Gus... I was sitting in the smallest room of my house. I had your article before me. In a moment it was behind me.
9) Hey Gus...You've got the brain of a 4-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
10) Gus may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
11) I find Gus very educating. Every time somebody turns on the football, I go into the other room and read a book.
12) What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about? Gus!
13) Being attacked by Gus is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
14) Hey Gus...When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
15) Gus uses statistics the way a drunkard uses lamp posts - for support, not illumination.
16) Gus...we would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
17) Gus Gould - A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
18) Gus...Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
19) Gus could never see a belt without hitting below it.
20) Gus made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.








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[coolumsharkie]

Gus your denial is beneath you.. and thanks to hallucinogenic drugs, I can see right through you!!

Ok maybe not

 

[Bastard Squad]

Get off Gus before the friggin box breaks.

 

[SANDMAN078]

clucks like a chicken
looks like he's been stung by a bee.

 

[The Dodger]

gus is gay.

now thats a winner!!!

 

[Dragon Slayer]

I like the last one....
How about
1) Hey Gus...Want some cheese with that whine??
2) Hey Gus... It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it.
3) Ricky & the Sharks players & fans admire your verbal ineptitude
4) Hey Gus...Love us or hate us-either way its an obsession!
5) Gus Gould - He always harbours a grudge against anyone he has wronged.
6) Gus Gould - He has all the characteristics of a dog except loyalty
7) Hey Gus... In the fight between you and the world, back the world
8) Hey Gus... I was sitting in the smallest room of my house. I had your article before me. In a moment it was behind me.
9) Hey Gus...You've got the brain of a 4-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
10) Gus may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
11) I find Gus very educating. Every time somebody turns on the football, I go into the other room and read a book.
12) What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about? Gus!
13) Being attacked by Gus is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
14) Hey Gus...When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.
15) Gus uses statistics the way a drunkard uses lamp posts - for support, not illumination.
16) Gus...we would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.
17) Gus Gould - A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
18) Gus...Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.
19) Gus could never see a belt without hitting below it.
20) Gus made enemies as naturally as soap makes suds.








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[wolverine]

Gus is gay hahaha simple yet effective

 

[Quigs]

I posted this in the Sir Sladden thread....

Guess it belongs in here.

---------------

Strategy here, a plan.

I am of the understanding that signs are to be held at the ground.

Let me relay an incident / incidents that occurred during one of my previous crusades back in 1990.

Whilst I was a member of the RLW supporters tour I had a bad habit of painting signs on sheets to be displayed on the TV coverage back 'ome to aus.

One i had was Kylie chews Chicko Rolls, (Kylie was a national superstar in the Old Dart from that there show called Neighbours) The old Quigs used his artistic talents to draw a Kylie holding a Chicko to her mouth (well you get my drift)

I had that placed on the fence near half way..... later on my return to aus I found that the sign had been censored in live coverage.

My creme del resistance (check spellun) was a beauty. I had a big fat Russ Hinze devouring a chook, with the words, FREE RUSS HINZE, he only took what he could eat.
Russ by the way was a minister in the Bjelke Petersen QLD Govt. that had been charged with offences... blah blah blah.

It was by far my best work. I stuck it immediately behind the goal post on the fence during one of the televised games. A double bed sheet size sign.

When I got back to aus and was watching the replay the camera work never once showed the sign... and the aussies scored a motza of points that game at that end.

Even in the conversion attempts it was censored. Taken from another camera angle.

So what I am saying is..... plan the crusade well.

THE INN KEEPER

aka
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[McLovin]

I for one, like the simple approach. Something like "Gould is gay" or "Gould is a wanker" go best...

 

[stupidhumour]

I swear about 3 years ago, someone held up a sign (maybe at origin) simply saying "Shut up Gus" It was the subject of many a cheers that night...

I think whatever is done has to be able to read/understood in 1-2 seconds as that is all the airtime it will get (if at all) on 9

Alternatively, we could just sneak in later this week with a BIG can of diesel.. worked on muck up day at Engadine High!

9 would find it hard not to show shots of the entire ground with "Shut up Gus" burned all over it!

 

[Bastard Squad]

Gus Gould masks with duct tape over the mouth.

 

[spider]

to be effective and relay the message it needs to be short, sweet and direct enough for his ego to out weigh his better judgement

name calling wont achieve the desired result - as its quite often teh last resort when all else fails

has to be something that may anoy him indirectly enough to really step up his agenda

'gus is gay' would be laughed off from him and im sure the cameras would avoid it - im sure he cops much worse on a day to day average

"sharks gag gus" - or thereabouts, "gus bitten by sharks"

he will know what the message means

 

[DJShaksta]

The whole front row of the Masons wearing plain white T shirts over their jerseys, each shirt with a single letter on it, that when arranged correctly will read:

"GOULD IS A WANKER"
or
"SHUT YOUR HOLE GOULD"

 

[spider]

Gus Gould masks with duct tape over the mouth.

who could afford that much tape to cover one gus mouth, let alone a heap?

 

[SANDMAN078]

the person who sits in front of ricky stuart ( as that shot is always on tv) hold up one of these thought bubbles filled with " stick that in your pipe and smoke it Gus" every time we score.

 

[Quigs]

The old wrestling one would be a beauty
Hold up the sign when camera comes on you


"I with stupid" in big print,

Small print underneath

Channel Niene commentary team or with Gus

And how about a Hi Quigs sign.....

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Quigs]

By the way, are the parra fans in on this also.

They definately do not think the sun shines out of Gus's arse

Could be an interesting partnership at the same oval

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Ausguy]

ok.... they cant avoid the grass on the field can they???

what we need to do is act fast!!!! we need Zero Weed Killer.... Stencil onto the grass at the 20m line.... gould is a C***.... i guarantee you it will be bright yellow in 2 days. only draw back is nothing will grow there forever.