Worst pick up lines

[PARRA_FAN]

I'm not sure if there was a thread like this before, but here it is again anyway?

What's the worst ever pick lines?

 

[Earl]

There was one like this not long ago.

Are you Jamaican? Cause jamacian me crazy....

:|

 

[madunit]

Hi, my name is Earl :lol:

 

[Twizzle]

We want funny ones, not crap ones.

 

[lolesi]

" Nice tits "

would never work.

 

[madunit]

hey love chunks!

 

[Twizzle]

nice legs, what time do they open ?

 

[Earl]

Hi, my name is Earl :lol:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[choc_soldier]

Your father must own a bakery, because you have nice buns.

 

[suburbanknight]

How do you like your eggs on a morning?


Fertilized or un-fertilized?

 

[knights04]

you look just like my sister, wanna date?

 

[Razor]

A female friend said a guy tried this on her

"I think I lost my pussy in your pants. Can you come back to my place so I can retrieve it"

It didn't work

 

[Earl]

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Hi, my name is Earl :lol:

Or

my name is preniers. ;-)

Another one:

Hey, is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in it.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

This is my favourite

" why don't you come back to my house and we will talk about the first thing that pops up" :lol:

 

[KulaShaker]

I was gonna say "Is that windex cause I can see myself in your pants". Variation to Parra Fan's but still as bad. "I lost my number, can I have yours?" and of course...

"Haven't I seen you here before?" #-o

 

[Jess]

"You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet"
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous"
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving/Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?"

As for the best:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

 

[Twizzle]

Hi my name is Twizzle, in case you want to scream it out later.


Is it cold outside or are you smuggling tic tacs.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

"You must be a broom because you're sweeping me off my feet"
"If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be McGorgeous"
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving/Easter and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you between the holidays?"

As for the best:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together"
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's a good one.

 

[That Guy]

*lick finger and touch her* "lets get you out of those wet clothes"